Dan's definitions

under armour

Lightweight performance apparel popularized in the breakdown by Big E and his iron pumping friends, including JT the rookie and Coach. They participate in a supervised after-hours tackling club in a warehouse, and do not appreciate Cheese stopping by in a Cotton XXL shirt. They started this thing and are just trying to prevent everyone from bringing them down.
The house is paramount

Will you protect this house?
I will I will
Under Armour!
Woo!

by Dan November 24, 2003

Harry Potter

A reporter for Australia's Network Ten (no joke).

"...Harry Potter, Ten news".

by Dan November 24, 2003

bchan

someone who is a total n00b.

Hi my name is bchan.

by dan November 23, 2003

Timothy Leary

LSD + Marijuana legalization activist, highly education man with a PhD.

When Marijuana's legal, you're gonna be in a for big surprise!

Vietnam wow, c'mon, the draft, c'mon, compulsory education, c'mon, Reagan and Nixon and Humphrey, c'mon, who are you kidding?

by dan November 23, 2003

pom

What boring Aussie gits call their superior counterparts, the English.

The poms are gonna win the World Cup on Saturday

by Dan November 20, 2003

new yorker

Somebody who overrates his own importance. Insists he lives in the best city in the world, despite the fact that he sucks cocks.

New York is a shithole. Geordieboys could kick any New Yorkers arse!

by Dan November 20, 2003

Neath-Swansea Ospreys

Finest rugby team in the land. Play great attacking rugby. When the forces of Neath & Swansea united it was always gonna be something special.

Neath/Swansea Ospreys 205-7 Cardiff Blues

by Dan November 20, 2003