Dan's definitions

Jfan

Fan of Japanese pop culture eg. Jpop and Anime etc.

That dude's a real Jfan. He's so obsessed with japanese everthing.

by Dan April 5, 2005

ass sucker

some one that suck nasty hariy ass

Jake pelter is a furry ass sucker

by Dan January 26, 2004

blink182

or blink 182 a bang who's song writing talent climaxed with "Dammit" who's popularity climaxed with "All the Small Things" and who's members probably climaxed themselves with "Fucking Dogs"

"Well I guess this is growing up."
"Turn the lights off, carry me home."
"I wanna fuck a dog in the ass!"

by dan November 14, 2003

HAM

Hot Ass Mom

Synonym: MILF

Man, your mom is a HAM.

by Dan July 7, 2003

axe wound

A haircut based around a centre parting style. The hair is parted in such a precise manner that it looks as if the wearer's skull has been split by an axe. In a magestic coincidence, it also has the advantage of singling them out as a probable cunt

Look at the axe wound on that cunt

by dan July 16, 2003

so solid crew

a bunch of gangster rappers who think they are it.

by dan May 12, 2003

wtfc

wtfc - what the fuck chuck
An extension of "wtf".
"wtfc" is used when a normal "wtf" is not sufficient when expressing exasperation, suprise, or anger at a situation.

i had to wake up at 5 this morning to go do volunteer work. wtfc.

by dan December 13, 2003