Dan's definitions

Nerd

A man who because of his tiny penis and ugly looks, never has a girlfriend and spends all day playing video games and pretending to be a gangsta.

Star Wars fans are nerds

by dan October 15, 2006

Im Rick James bitch

Im Rick James bitch!

Classic phrase used on "chappelle's Show" when Dave Chappelle was playing the part of Rick James.

"Fuck yo' couch nigga!
I'm Rick James bitch!"

by dan February 24, 2004

Martin and Max

A team of heroes. They freed Martin's neighborhood from the tyranny of local dumbasses in an epic battle.

Martin and Max should recieve recognition for their heroic deeds.

by Dan June 9, 2004

pornovision

someone who cannot at all stop themselves from watching porno its like there life all on 1 tape or dvd

"look at that geek i bet hes got pornovision"
"ya u can tell by the smile on his face"

by dan February 4, 2005

J-loed

Verb. To dump. To end a relationship for the most selfish, assinine and infantile reasons.

Since Eric couldn't afford to buy Sarah the new red leather pumps she wanted, the bitch J-loed him.

by Dan January 10, 2004

maynard james keenan

Lead singer of bands: Tool and A Perfect Circle. very talented, perhaps one of the best rock vocalists ever, and writes some really deep lyrics as well. While many complain that he doesnt appreciate his fans, he claims that he doesnt want to hear millions of people constantly praising his work because he thinks it will eventually make him and the band lazy and discontinue to produce the top quality music they do and slump down to being a mediocre band. but he is appreciative if you pay attention, if you ever goto concerts thats usually where he takes a little time to thank the fans. i went to one in New York and he stated, "sometimes we forget why we do this. theres so much bullshit in this business. so thank you for reminding us tonight why we do this"

Maynard James Keenan

by Dan January 14, 2005

Konoha

The hometown of Naruto (from the anime naruto) The show is based primarily on the events which occur inside Konoha

also known as "Village hidden in the leaves" or "Leaf Village"

In japanese the anime is the best!

orochimaru: "lets attack konoha today during the chuunin exams"
Hokage: "Anbu deal with this problem"

by Dan June 17, 2006