11 definitions by Damon K.
My uncle is a real Old Saint Dick continues to argue with people about politics and religion every damn Christmas.
by Damon K. September 28, 2021
Two people from work go to a special function, then have sex, and sleep over and then have to figure out what to do in the morning or just sneak out.
I had a great time last night with Mary after the company Christmas party. The eve after was the toughest. I slowly got out of bed and left before she saw me.
by Damon K. May 26, 2021
We were in the club for only five minutes, my water broke, and the next thing you know I was contrapting.
by Damon K. May 23, 2022
by Damon K. April 17, 2020
The TV show ,The Simpsons, has more than 20 episodes that mimic historical events that happen in the future.
I can't believe that event happened in the news today! Well I guess the Simpsons God did it again and predicted the future.
by Damon K. February 2, 2021
Past tense to wake and bake. Wake and bake is a term for waking up and smoking weed. Woke and boke is a past tense for having already woke up and smoked weed
by Damon K. June 2, 2021
Last summer Lisa gave me The Raker and my dick hurt for 2 weeks. Whatever you do, don't let her try and suck your dick or she will give you The Raker too.
by Damon K. March 16, 2023