Simpsons God

The TV show ,The Simpsons, has more than 20 episodes that mimic historical events that happen in the future.
I can't believe that event happened in the news today! Well I guess the Simpsons God did it again and predicted the future.
by Damon K. February 02, 2021
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Raker

A person whom uses their teeth too much during a blow job
Last summer Lisa gave me The Raker and my dick hurt for 2 weeks. Whatever you do, don't let her try and suck your dick or she will give you The Raker too.
by Damon K. March 16, 2023
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Old Saint Dick

When a family member ruins Christmas by fighting with everyone
My uncle is a real Old Saint Dick continues to argue with people about politics and religion every damn Christmas.
by Damon K. September 28, 2021
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Power Jack

When a person uses two hands to get a male to climax as fast as possible.
Sally has the best hands for a Power Jack. Last night her delicate and smooth hands made me cum so fast I couldn't even make it a whole minute.
by Damon K. September 28, 2021
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Beach J

Beach J is the term for having received a blow job on the beach.
Last night Kim gave me a Beach J after we danced and got drunk on the beach.
by Damon K. August 06, 2021
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Depression tub

When you're depressed so you sit in the tub and drink heavily for hours
Once Dave's dad died, it took me 2 days to get him out of the depression tub.
by Damon K. April 21, 2020
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Scromed

To scream so much that you blow out a vocal cord
She scromed so much at the haunted house last night, that we went directly to the ER to see what they could do for her throat.
by Damon K. February 27, 2023
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