Damon K.'s definitions

Raccooned

To have sex in a dumpster while eating pizza out of a garbage bag

Last night, Dave left the bar hungry and met a chick behind a dumpster and they raccooned

by Damon K. April 16, 2020

Depression tub

When you're depressed so you sit in the tub and drink heavily for hours

Once Dave's dad died, it took me 2 days to get him out of the depression tub.

by Damon K. April 21, 2020

Power Jack

When a person uses two hands to get a male to climax as fast as possible.

Sally has the best hands for a Power Jack. Last night her delicate and smooth hands made me cum so fast I couldn't even make it a whole minute.

by Damon K. September 28, 2021

Old Saint Dick

When a family member ruins Christmas by fighting with everyone

My uncle is a real Old Saint Dick continues to argue with people about politics and religion every damn Christmas.

by Damon K. September 28, 2021

Beach J

Beach J is the term for having received a blow job on the beach.

Last night Kim gave me a Beach J after we danced and got drunk on the beach.

by Damon K. August 6, 2021

Scromed

To scream so much that you blow out a vocal cord

She scromed so much at the haunted house last night, that we went directly to the ER to see what they could do for her throat.

by Damon K. February 27, 2023

Raker

A person whom uses their teeth too much during a blow job

Last summer Lisa gave me The Raker and my dick hurt for 2 weeks. Whatever you do, don't let her try and suck your dick or she will give you The Raker too.

by Damon K. March 16, 2023