Damon K.'s definitions

Raccooned

To have sex in a dumpster while eating pizza out of a garbage bag

Last night, Dave left the bar hungry and met a chick behind a dumpster and they raccooned

by Damon K. April 16, 2020

Depression tub

When you're depressed so you sit in the tub and drink heavily for hours

Once Dave's dad died, it took me 2 days to get him out of the depression tub.

by Damon K. April 21, 2020

Simpsons God

The TV show ,The Simpsons, has more than 20 episodes that mimic historical events that happen in the future.

I can't believe that event happened in the news today! Well I guess the Simpsons God did it again and predicted the future.

by Damon K. February 2, 2021

Contrapting

Listening to Trap music with friends when you suddenly go into labor

We were in the club for only five minutes, my water broke, and the next thing you know I was contrapting.

by Damon K. May 23, 2022

Power Jack

When a person uses two hands to get a male to climax as fast as possible.

Sally has the best hands for a Power Jack. Last night her delicate and smooth hands made me cum so fast I couldn't even make it a whole minute.

by Damon K. September 28, 2021

Old Saint Dick

When a family member ruins Christmas by fighting with everyone

My uncle is a real Old Saint Dick continues to argue with people about politics and religion every damn Christmas.

by Damon K. September 28, 2021

Beach J

Beach J is the term for having received a blow job on the beach.

Last night Kim gave me a Beach J after we danced and got drunk on the beach.

by Damon K. August 6, 2021