Damon K.'s definitions

Simpsons God

The TV show ,The Simpsons, has more than 20 episodes that mimic historical events that happen in the future.

I can't believe that event happened in the news today! Well I guess the Simpsons God did it again and predicted the future.

by Damon K. February 2, 2021

Scromed

To scream so much that you blow out a vocal cord

She scromed so much at the haunted house last night, that we went directly to the ER to see what they could do for her throat.

by Damon K. February 27, 2023

Raker

A person whom uses their teeth too much during a blow job

Last summer Lisa gave me The Raker and my dick hurt for 2 weeks. Whatever you do, don't let her try and suck your dick or she will give you The Raker too.

by Damon K. March 16, 2023

Raccooned

To have sex in a dumpster while eating pizza out of a garbage bag

Last night, Dave left the bar hungry and met a chick behind a dumpster and they raccooned

by Damon K. April 16, 2020

Depression tub

When you're depressed so you sit in the tub and drink heavily for hours

Once Dave's dad died, it took me 2 days to get him out of the depression tub.

by Damon K. April 21, 2020

Contrapting

Listening to Trap music with friends when you suddenly go into labor

We were in the club for only five minutes, my water broke, and the next thing you know I was contrapting.

by Damon K. May 23, 2022

Beach J

Beach J is the term for having received a blow job on the beach.

Last night Kim gave me a Beach J after we danced and got drunk on the beach.

by Damon K. August 6, 2021