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super-trucker

A know-it-all Daffy Duck trucker who tries to impress dispatch who just laugh at him or her.

They usually have tons of speeding tickets and almost wiped out families.
Ross is a super-trucker.
by Damn Damn Danno October 20, 2006
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canuckstand

World's second biggest country north of the United States of America. Its exports are usually frozen foods, frozen fish and other frozen things.

There are over 30 million Canucks and Canuckesses living up there. Its capital is Ottawa Ontario.

Its major languages are English and Kweebecer.
Yank: Where ya from?
Canuck: Canuckstand eh? And you eh?
Yank: The US of A... what do you eat up there?
Ceanuck: Beavers of course eh?
by Damn Damn Danno October 11, 2005
mugGet the canuckstandmug.

penis wars

A term for a stupid competition, usually where one thinks has it better than the other one.

The origin of the expression is from the French "Guerre de pénis", where guys would actually compare their dicks to eachother, usually one saying one has a bigger one than the other. It could also be of Roman origin, when it used to be an honor pissing alongside with someone of higher authority.

Usually dick heads are engaged in penis wars. Real men don't even engage in such stupid arguments.
Look at the penis wars going on... all about who's got a bigger stick shift on their trucks...
by Damn Damn Danno October 8, 2005
mugGet the penis warsmug.

condoleeza rice

A very rare black rice dish, consisting mostly of soya sauce and rice. Part of Bush's eating habits. Mostly the supper of political puppets. Usually makes you orthodonthally challenged.
Dan: I'M hungry, I'll go eat some Condoleeza Rice
JOe: NO! Dimwit! You'll have buck-teeh!
by damn damn danno October 5, 2006
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cereal killer

Synonym of Cereal Murderer.

Anyone who committed mutany towards Cap'n Crunch, snare-trapped the Trix Rabbit, killed the Lucky Charms Dwarf, and made chicken soup out of Cornelius the Rooster.

In addition, the one that infected the Alpha-Bits computer mascot with the installation of Windows XP and subsequently died of worms and viruses.
Danno's a cereal killer wanted by the FBI (Federal Bureau of Idiots).
by Damn Damn Danno October 10, 2005
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Elliot Lake

A small city in the province of Ontario, in the country in Canuckstand that was renowned for uranium, now it's run over by old geezers and dope heads especially on Hirshhorn Avenue.

Population is 13,500 individuals, not counting the 400 permanent residents of a world renowned drug rehab place: Oaks Dope Center.

Elliot Lake is an Old Fart-Run place ...

Because of this repuation, they've established Elliot Lake Retirement Living aka: Retarded Living to attract senior citizens. And because of that, they've shut down many places where teens used to hang out. Now the only fun they have is to sniff glue and go to the Oaks Center.

The Oaks Centre : World Renowned for taking in junkies and let them go back on the buses scaring the hell out of normal people. A lot of the Oaks Dope Center's patients look normal, but once engaged in conversations, they usually talk about talltales on how they used to travel the world and bang girls for absolutely nothing, despite their ugly appearance. The females however, just look weird like Britney Spears in 40 years.

Economy: Run by King George (aka: GOD or King Shit of Turd Isle) he likes to dictate where businesses will be built. For example, the King owns a couple of car dealerships around the area and people buying his vehicles will get tax breaks.

Culture: Hirshhorn Avenue is known for dopeheads. Despite several attempts from PoPos, the micro-economy headed by welfare bums still flourishes. Also, the Civic Center is the only real place where you can get culture... Mississauga Avenue is agreat place especially at that Half-Way home place, where you can get fine pieces of old hag ass.

Despite this pejorative view of Elliot Lake, it's still a good place to stay, if you know how to blend in.
Jim : Dude! I'm addicted to Glue.... I need to go to Elliot Lake to get treated!

Christine: Yeah! Let's go over there, get treated and get high again on Hirshhorn! Yeah baby! Shag me with your finger!
by Damn Damn Danno October 20, 2005
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markstay

Some little community that lies in the crack between North Bay Ontario and Sudbury Ontario.

The chief industries there are growing pot, and masturbating chickens.

Legend has that Markstay was named after some woman who cried for her ex-boyfriend to stay. Hence the name MARK STAY!
Rianne yelled out Mark Say! Therefore Markstay's name was given.

Markstay can kick St Charle's ass anytime
by Damn Damn Danno December 10, 2006
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