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penis wars

A term for a stupid competition, usually where one thinks has it better than the other one.

The origin of the expression is from the French "Guerre de pénis", where guys would actually compare their dicks to eachother, usually one saying one has a bigger one than the other. It could also be of Roman origin, when it used to be an honor pissing alongside with someone of higher authority.

Usually dick heads are engaged in penis wars. Real men don't even engage in such stupid arguments.
Look at the penis wars going on... all about who's got a bigger stick shift on their trucks...
by Damn Damn Danno October 8, 2005
mugGet the penis warsmug.

k-car

1. Any Dodge Aries and Plymouth Reliant vehicles or variants.

They had Mitsubishi 2.6 L engines or Chrysler 2.2/2.5 L engines, not producing more horsepower than of those of an electric granny scooter.

Legend has that a boss at McKevitt Trucking produced these vehicles with ball-less (detesticulated) technical specifications so it won't go more than 55 miles per hour. Most drivers driving K-Cars are Sunday drivers or those who want the looks of a car but YET the power of an electric go-kart or granny pusher scooter.

In 1989, the final bona fide k-Cars were constructed and were swept under the carpet.

2. Although "erroneously" used: Any "k-car" wannabes (in terms of mass-production, or familiarity) from other vehicles like the Chevy Cavalier/Pantiass Sunfire or the Ford Escort.
Pontiac Sunfire: GM's answer to the Chrysler K-Car.
by Damn Damn Danno October 4, 2005
mugGet the k-carmug.

Larry Craig

1 - A disgraced Idaho senator
2 - The act of extending one's legs under a toilet stall, in order to play footsies with the guy beside you, and denying you're homo.
3 - The act of solicting for cottaging acts.
Larry Craig denies he's gay.

Stop it Craig! You're making me horny and hard and I can't pee nor shit anymore!

Larry Craig's body language dictated the Minneapolis Police Officer who was going for a shit that he wanted to fuck him in the ass. Therefore he got arrested.
by Damn Damn Danno September 8, 2007
mugGet the Larry Craigmug.

g-spotter

A guy that has a knack for finding women's G-Spots.

The trick is to find a woman's G-Spot is being attentive, being less "self absorbed" and more attentive to the one you'll make moan.
Rianne: Hey! Did you know that Dan is a great G-Spotter?
Flo: Can I try him?
Rianne: FUCK OFF! Get your own G-Spotter GOD DAMN IT!
by Damn Damn Danno October 8, 2006
mugGet the g-spottermug.

Frankenmuth

A city in Michigan, often the butt of many people's jokes.
Shut your god damn Frankenmuth!
by Damn Damn Danno October 11, 2005
mugGet the Frankenmuthmug.

foreman grill

The smartest invention ever built by some jock by the name of George Foreman.

You can cook fecal matter in this grill and amaze your friends in the process.
Flying J Cook : DOOD! I got meself a George Foreman Grill
Manager : Cool! Let's cook shit and feed it to the masses!
by damn damn danno October 1, 2006
mugGet the foreman grillmug.

Elliot Lake

A small city in the province of Ontario, in the country in Canuckstand that was renowned for uranium, now it's run over by old geezers and dope heads especially on Hirshhorn Avenue.

Population is 13,500 individuals, not counting the 400 permanent residents of a world renowned drug rehab place: Oaks Dope Center.

Elliot Lake is an Old Fart-Run place ...

Because of this repuation, they've established Elliot Lake Retirement Living aka: Retarded Living to attract senior citizens. And because of that, they've shut down many places where teens used to hang out. Now the only fun they have is to sniff glue and go to the Oaks Center.

The Oaks Centre : World Renowned for taking in junkies and let them go back on the buses scaring the hell out of normal people. A lot of the Oaks Dope Center's patients look normal, but once engaged in conversations, they usually talk about talltales on how they used to travel the world and bang girls for absolutely nothing, despite their ugly appearance. The females however, just look weird like Britney Spears in 40 years.

Economy: Run by King George (aka: GOD or King Shit of Turd Isle) he likes to dictate where businesses will be built. For example, the King owns a couple of car dealerships around the area and people buying his vehicles will get tax breaks.

Culture: Hirshhorn Avenue is known for dopeheads. Despite several attempts from PoPos, the micro-economy headed by welfare bums still flourishes. Also, the Civic Center is the only real place where you can get culture... Mississauga Avenue is agreat place especially at that Half-Way home place, where you can get fine pieces of old hag ass.

Despite this pejorative view of Elliot Lake, it's still a good place to stay, if you know how to blend in.
Jim : Dude! I'm addicted to Glue.... I need to go to Elliot Lake to get treated!

Christine: Yeah! Let's go over there, get treated and get high again on Hirshhorn! Yeah baby! Shag me with your finger!
by Damn Damn Danno October 20, 2005
mugGet the Elliot Lakemug.

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