Damius Muse's definitions

Goon gobbler

1. A prostitute known for giving blowjobs in exchange for one to two bags of crack cocaine.

We picked up a goon gobbler on Broadway last night, she was a two bagger.

by Damius Muse August 10, 2021

Jonyer

Jonyer is the center of attention in the middle of a circle jerk containing all men.

Cliff Jones wants him some Jonyer and afterwards him and Jonyer will go to Arby's for roast beef

by Damius Muse July 25, 2021

Susquehanna walrus

When a woman puts tissue paper in her nose and eats a man's asshole. The tissue paper is used to block the odor

Dianne performed the Susquehanna walrus on Louie for half of a cheese pizza

by Damius Muse July 21, 2021

gun gobbler

A prostitute who will suck your cock, one who gobbles the goon(cock)

We released the automatic nets out of the side of the coupe DeVille while driving down Broadway in Camden to catch a gun gobbler for a topper!

by Damius Muse July 27, 2021