Definitions by Damian Yerrick

Farmer Five 

Television channels available over an antenna. Traditionally in the USA these are NBC, ABC, CBS, Fox, and PBS, which were the only TV channels available out in the country prior to DirecTV.

- Did you see what happened on Breaking Bad?
- No, sorry, I only get the Farmer Five.

Farmer Five by Damian Yerrick December 3, 2014

Asscrap

Derisive term for ASCAP, a performance rights organization that controls millions of copyrighted musical compositions. It has allegedly used Mafia style tactics to get organizations to pay for a license to have its music performed publicly.

I got a call from Asscrap today, demanding that I pay up or get sued.

Asscrap by Damian Yerrick October 6, 2005

Assbox 

Derogatory name for the Xbox video game console. Compare GayStation Poo, GayCube.

Why pay more for an Assbox? Most of its good games are on the GameCube too.

Assbox by Damian Yerrick September 5, 2005

black flag 

(n) In Dance Dance Revolution, a song score of a full combo and all Perfect or Marvelous steps but one. A black flag will have 1 great, 0 good, 0 boo, and 0 miss, that is, one great short of a AAA.

(vt) To achieve such a score on (a song).

I just black flagged Sexy Planet. So close...

black flag by Damian Yerrick August 13, 2004

purple pills 

NEXIUM (esomeprazole Mg) capsules. NEXIUM is a prescription medication from AstraZeneca to treat heartburn due to acid reflux disease.

-- I thought pizza gave you heartburn.
-- Not anymore. I'm taking the purple pills now, remember honey?

purple pills by Damian Yerrick February 25, 2004

Max 300

A purportedly 300 BPM song by Omega (an alias for Konami composer Naoki Maeda). It appears in the following Dance Dance Revolution mixes: DDRMAX, DDRMAX 2, and DDR Extreme. In DDRMAX, it was the "extra stage" for players who got a AA grade on their last song on heavy difficulty.

Some players consider the song's single heavy (10') stepchart unnecessarily hard, though it involves little technical skill (no crossovers or spins and few significant freezes or toe-taps) but merely the ability to run in place at 10 Hz. Still, the light (6') and standard (8') steps can still prove fun.

Just because you can't beat Max 300 on heavy doesn't mean you're a bad person.

Max 300 by Damian Yerrick February 8, 2004

foddr 

Dance music, especially house, trance, and techno, that sounds as if almost custom-made for rhythm-based video games such as Dance Dance Revolution and Pump It Up.

(Blend of fodder and DDR.)

That song on the radio is total foddr. I gotta make a DWI of that when I get home.

foddr by Damian Yerrick January 30, 2004