Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Daisy Doooooks

Spungleblorp

The act of trying to clean up any bodily fluids with a wet sponge and failing to do it well.

My new girlfriend is so bad at cleaning up after sex, she keeps spungleblorping it

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When you separate the butt cheeks far enough so the anal cavity produces a small candy-like turd that you eat like Pac-man.

Kyle - "Did you set up the analpez in your girl for the party?"
Chad - "Of course I did! It's ready to go when the party starts."

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When you snort a line of cocaine off of your own penis.

The college boys got caught by the cops for dinglesnarfing.

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When you snort a line of cocaine off of somebody else's genetalia.

The college students were donglesnarfing too much and got caught by the cops.

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