Daisy Doooooks's definitions

Dinglesnarf

When you snort a line of cocaine off of your own penis.

The college boys got caught by the cops for dinglesnarfing.

by Daisy Doooooks September 27, 2019

Donglesnarf

When you snort a line of cocaine off of somebody else's genetalia.

The college students were donglesnarfing too much and got caught by the cops.

by Daisy Doooooks September 27, 2019

Analpez

When you separate the butt cheeks far enough so the anal cavity produces a small candy-like turd that you eat like Pac-man.

Kyle - "Did you set up the analpez in your girl for the party?"
Chad - "Of course I did! It's ready to go when the party starts."

by Daisy Doooooks January 4, 2021

Spungleblorp

The act of trying to clean up any bodily fluids with a wet sponge and failing to do it well.

My new girlfriend is so bad at cleaning up after sex, she keeps spungleblorping it

by Daisy Doooooks August 31, 2024