Definitions by Daft crack pj

calf push 

To find yourself in a highly undesirable situation like paying twice for something, or being sold stolen items, fooled into thinking they were 100% genuine. Basically any situation you are fooled into so severe that you feel like someone has pushed your calfs back and had aggressive intercourse with your anal passage. Hence term calf push

piss take robbed well and truly mocked pants pulled down calf push

calf push by Daft crack pj January 23, 2014

piss trench 

Woman's front waste functional.

Piss trench, piss flaps, fanny , twat. Etc

piss trench by Daft crack pj January 23, 2014