13 definitions by Dadio is good

Scaliosexual

The sexual attraction to fish or water animals

Craig: I’m scaliosexual
Phil: you want fish and chips
Craig: *orgams*

by Dadio is good April 22, 2020

flukturting

Running with your tits out

That fucking sket Janice went flukturting

What a SLAG

by Dadio is good December 27, 2019

Sharbulting

Running so fast you shit yourself

Phil: I went sharbulting lastnignt

Craig: why the fuck are you still here, I thought I got away from you,I’m getting a restraining order, I’ve had enough of you and your bullshit Phil, I shagged your wife last night and she wants to divorce you, you are £500,000 In debt and the mafia are after you, good bye Phil
Phil:you fucking skenk

by Dadio is good March 12, 2020

skunging

To shop at Asda for all life necessities such as clothes, shoes or food. Skung is someone who only shops at Asda where as skungers are Asda workers

I heard your family is full of skungs
My dad is a skunger
So your family are skunging?

by Dadio is good December 20, 2019

bees

when someone is being something such as annoying or irritating. not to be confused with bees.

phil: david bees a skenk all the time
craig: how did you get in my hou...
phil:shhhhhhhh

by Dadio is good May 4, 2023

Yashongil

Usually used to describe a really annoying fucking cunt. Compare with zzztyl or antiracialsexisthomophobicarianism

Phil: Kevin is a fucking yashongil
Craig: what the fu...
Phil: shh get in my shoes and quiet

by Dadio is good January 22, 2020