Dadio is good's definitions

Sharbulting

Running so fast you shit yourself

Phil: I went sharbulting lastnignt

Craig: why the fuck are you still here, I thought I got away from you,I’m getting a restraining order, I’ve had enough of you and your bullshit Phil, I shagged your wife last night and she wants to divorce you, you are £500,000 In debt and the mafia are after you, good bye Phil
Phil:you fucking skenk

by Dadio is good March 12, 2020

Yashongil

Usually used to describe a really annoying fucking cunt. Compare with zzztyl or antiracialsexisthomophobicarianism

Phil: Kevin is a fucking yashongil
Craig: what the fu...
Phil: shh get in my shoes and quiet

by Dadio is good January 22, 2020

Dadio

The verb used to describe beating you’re kids until they get an education, is viewed as a game amongst many fathers

Craig: Did you play dadio last night?
Phil: yea I spanked that little shit till he knew all the numbers of pi
Craig: fucking hell phil

by Dadio is good December 22, 2019

Skenk

A word to describe a cunt or retard

Phil: Oi cheryl is an utter skenk

Craig: What the fuck is wrong with you Phil, every day something new with you, why can't you be normal for once. These words are fucking stupid Phil I don't want anything to do with you anymore, goodbye Phil

Phil: you fucking skenk

by Dadio is good January 13, 2020

skunging

To shop at Asda for all life necessities such as clothes, shoes or food. Skung is someone who only shops at Asda where as skungers are Asda workers

I heard your family is full of skungs
My dad is a skunger
So your family are skunging?

by Dadio is good December 20, 2019

Scaliosexual

The sexual attraction to fish or water animals

Craig: I’m scaliosexual
Phil: you want fish and chips
Craig: *orgams*

by Dadio is good April 22, 2020