Da man's definitions

TheHeadliner

ass-kisser; spams alot; smells bad; see pig; see monkey; see Edler

by Da Man January 16, 2003

intoxicourse

Having sexual intercourse whilst piss-drunk.

Holy shit!! I can't remember anything!! Did I have intoxicourse last night??

by Da Man July 16, 2004

esplanade

To attempt an explanation while drunk.

I dunno how to explain it.... im drunk

by Da Man July 16, 2004

Houston Texans

Team that, although only two years old, can still beat up on well established teams.

Touchdown Texans!

by Da Man October 30, 2003

antlers

Wide, flat, flapjack titties that come to a sharp point at the nipples.

Madonna has antlers

by Da Man July 16, 2004

stuffucking

The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly (see also Fugly).

I couldn't get it up so i started stuffucking her

by Da Man July 16, 2004

RealChosen1

admin of WM; person who doesn't care; man who drinks to much; women who is hairy; see TheHeadliner

by Da Man January 16, 2003