the crack theory is a theory that states that it is not sexy to see an ass crack no matter who it is on, and the only time crack is sexy is when cheeks are involved
by Da XCellent July 11, 2004
i got some pink chocolate last night
by Da XCellent July 10, 2004
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when a woman is very angry at a man to where she slices and dices his penis. similar to when a pickle is chopped up and turned into relish
by Da XCellent July 11, 2004
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