Dude 1: "Damn dude, you submitted three new definitions today?"
Dude 2: "Yup, all of them go accepted."
Dude 1: "That's eight this week! Let me check them out... Wow dude, quality work... you're a real UD artist!"
Dude 2: "Yup, all of them go accepted."
Dude 1: "That's eight this week! Let me check them out... Wow dude, quality work... you're a real UD artist!"
by Da Vin Chee January 11, 2010
A wave similar to the courtesy wave, done while driving under the influence. This wave is often done with the hand that is holding the container of alcohol because the other hand is firmly holding the steering wheel.
Dude 1: "I heard you almost got in an accident last night."
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, we were so drunk! The dude that was driving cut off this van and almost ran into him! He stuck his beer can out and waved sorry to the guy though."
Dude 1: "At least he gave him a good courtesy dwi wave..."
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, we were so drunk! The dude that was driving cut off this van and almost ran into him! He stuck his beer can out and waved sorry to the guy though."
Dude 1: "At least he gave him a good courtesy dwi wave..."
by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010
Dude 1: "Hey man, what happened to your Olds?"
Dude 2: "Dude that shit went pop pop diggy diggy for the last time son... it's done for"
Dude 1: "May it rest in peace doggy..."
Dude 2: "Dude that shit went pop pop diggy diggy for the last time son... it's done for"
Dude 1: "May it rest in peace doggy..."
by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010
A fellow citizen that obeys the laws and respects the rules and guidelines put forth by society. This person is also very helpful and has good morals.
Dude 1: "Dude, you stopped chewing tobacco and drinking and driving?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I realized how it was harmful to my health and how I was putting others in risk."
Dude 1: "Wow dude! You've really turned into a genuine upstanding citizen!"
Dude 2: "Heeelllla upstanding!"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I realized how it was harmful to my health and how I was putting others in risk."
Dude 1: "Wow dude! You've really turned into a genuine upstanding citizen!"
Dude 2: "Heeelllla upstanding!"
by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010
Any type of utensil used by females for masturbation or for assistance during sexual intercourse. These items include: kitchen utensils, mechanical tools, remote controls, video game controllers, etc.
Dude 1: "Dude, why does the remote smell so funky?"
Dude 2: "Oh, right... that's my girlfriend's fucktensil"
Dude 1: *drops remote* "Eeww dogg, you guys are fucking nasty..."
Dude 2: "Oh, right... that's my girlfriend's fucktensil"
Dude 1: *drops remote* "Eeww dogg, you guys are fucking nasty..."
by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009
Someone that used to play video games on a regular basis and decides to stop playing by no longer owning a console. Retired gamers usually miss playing games and love being able to do so at friend's houses.
Dude 1: "Dude, why come your friend always comes over to play FIFA on your shit?"
Dude 2: "He doesn't have an xbox son..."
Dude 1: "Why the fuck not? He loves that game!"
Dude 2: "He's a retired gamer, don't ask me..."
Dude 2: "He doesn't have an xbox son..."
Dude 1: "Why the fuck not? He loves that game!"
Dude 2: "He's a retired gamer, don't ask me..."
by Da Vin Chee February 05, 2010