Da Nastee One's definitions

sports guy

a total fuckin idiot

Dude! This is a fuckin 4th of July picnic softball game! This ain't the fuckin World Series! Calm the fuck down, dude!

by Da Nastee One May 6, 2004

hide the salami

fucking your girl so that your entire dick is engulfed in her cooch

I played hide the salami with Jane last night! She's a freak!

by Da Nastee One June 10, 2003

softcore porn

visual pornography, such as videos or photos, depciting persons who or either nude or partially nude; said persons are depicted in a risque manner

"Playboy" is a softcore porn magazine.

by Da Nastee One September 24, 2003

pimpmobile

a large car from the late 1970's (usually a Cadillac or a Lincoln) with a custom sound system, custom wheels, and a custom paint job

also known as a "land yacht"

by Da Nastee One October 3, 2003

lick suck chug

a pub (bar/tavern) ritual involving the consumption of shots of tequila

LICK salt off your hand
SUCK a lime
CHUG a shot of tequila

by Da Nastee One May 28, 2004

jock itch

a rash in the crotch and inner thighs, caused by poor hygiene and sweat

by Da Nastee One October 30, 2003

downover

a gut so big, it hangs down over your belt buckle

Lay off the chesseburgers, man. You're getting a downover!

by Da Nastee One January 5, 2007