Da Nastee One's definitions

spice girls

a "girl band" (they did not play instruments) from the United Kingdom that became popular in the mid-90's; their members were commonly called Scary, Sporty, Posh, Ginger & Baby; the Spice Girls' popularity died after Ginger quit and before their third CD dropped; responsible for that goofy movie "Spice World"

The Spice Girls invented the following "girl band" formula:

1) the only one who can actually sing (Scary);
2) the butch one (Sporty);
3) the sexy one (Ginger);
4) the "cute 'n' bubbly" one (Baby); and
5) the stuck-up one (Posh).

by Da Nastee One May 7, 2004

Mandy Moore

a sexy singer/actress with gorgeous long legs

Any man who is not attracted to Mandy Moore is a queer!

by Da Nastee One October 3, 2003

Stroke the Salami

male masturbation

by Da Nastee One October 30, 2003

open a can of whup ass

a total beatdown that not only causes physical injury but total humiliation

last night i was at a college party

a lipstick lesbian opened a can of whup ass on a sorostitute

it was sweet

by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004

pennsylvania chocolate pie

to fuck a woman in both the pussy and the asshole, alternating between orifices ... and just when you're about to cum, you stick it in her mouth and she sucks you off ... then you kiss her on the mouth and she spits your jizz into your mouth ... and you swallow ...

Last night, my woman & I did the sickest, nasties shit ever ... that's right ... we did the pennsylvania chocolate pie ...

by Da Nastee One January 5, 2007

hippie lettuce

cheap, poor quality marijuana commonly consumed by high school & college students

Kids in college smoke hippie lettuce cuz that's the only MJ they can afford!

by Da Nastee One February 3, 2004

trailer park skank

a rural white woman who:
1) lives in a trailer with her juvenile delinquent brats and lazy-ass, drunken, won't-get-a-job boyfriend;
2) works in a "happy ending" style massage parlor or strip club;
3) puts up with her drunk-ass, racist bastard redneck of a boyfriend physical abuse because he "loves" her "so much;"
4) uses language that would make a trucker blush; and
5) her brats all have different fathers!

Trailer parks may also have one or all of the following physical difficiencies:
1) less than 5 teeth;
2) 290 to 350 pound weight range;
3) a lazy eye; or
4) facial hair.

by Da Nastee One January 30, 2004