open a can of whup ass

a total beatdown that not only causes physical injury but total humiliation

last night i was at a college party

a lipstick lesbian opened a can of whup ass on a sorostitute

it was sweet

by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004

pennsylvania chocolate pie

to fuck a woman in both the pussy and the asshole, alternating between orifices ... and just when you're about to cum, you stick it in her mouth and she sucks you off ... then you kiss her on the mouth and she spits your jizz into your mouth ... and you swallow ...

Last night, my woman & I did the sickest, nasties shit ever ... that's right ... we did the pennsylvania chocolate pie ...

by Da Nastee One January 05, 2007

pimpmobile

a large car from the late 1970's (usually a Cadillac or a Lincoln) with a custom sound system, custom wheels, and a custom paint job

also known as a "land yacht"

by Da Nastee One October 03, 2003

hide the salami

fucking your girl so that your entire dick is engulfed in her cooch

I played hide the salami with Jane last night! She's a freak!

by Da Nastee One June 10, 2003

sports guy

a total fuckin idiot

Dude! This is a fuckin 4th of July picnic softball game! This ain't the fuckin World Series! Calm the fuck down, dude!

by Da Nastee One May 06, 2004

softcore porn

visual pornography, such as videos or photos, depciting persons who or either nude or partially nude; said persons are depicted in a risque manner

"Playboy" is a softcore porn magazine.

by Da Nastee One September 24, 2003

El Mariachi

Main character in "El Mariachi" trilogy: "El Mariachi," "Desperado," and "Once Upon a Time in Mexico;" portrayed by Spaniard Antonio Banderas in the latter 2 movies

El Mariachi was a vengenace-seeking badass, Bro!

by Da Nastee One December 03, 2003