Da Man's definitions

TheHeadliner

ass-kisser; spams alot; smells bad; see pig; see monkey; see Edler

by Da Man January 16, 2003

tuna melt

When going down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

Nothing like a tuna melt for nutritional value

by Da Man July 16, 2004

Poop stick

DUEL Definitions:
Used in Vietnam by the Vietcong as a titty trap for unsuspecting soldiers. They would dip the stick in dung, and the person walking by would be infected with diseases.
Second. Stick used to wipe European Asses. A sharp pointy object that was used until 2001 as a predecessor of toilet paper…. They claimed it felt good.

"Pass the poop stick, i need to whipe my ass" follwed by a slight grim on the Frenchies face and a mutter of "ooooh yes"

or is batter "damn poop sticks."

by Da Man September 26, 2003

Grand Pappy Smash

To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.

Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

gentrification

Oppression of the professional victim class by Da Man.

"Poor blacks and black businesses are being pushed out of Harlem in favor of elite whites. Bill Clinton is a perfect symbol of the reality of the white takeover. He is opening the floodgates now for complete gentrification of Harlem." -- Black Panther Party spokesman Malik Zulu Shabazz, April 2001

by Da Man December 27, 2004

KingPin

spam; flame; a movie

by Da Man January 16, 2003

split pissonality

When you're taking a leak and you get two streams out of the one hole!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! What a clever and funny definition!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004