Definitions by Da House

Dad Fact 

An unfounded but logical piece of information that may or may not be a fact, often wielded by dads at a BBQ.

Trav: "Did you know that if you pour Sprite on your balls you can taste it?"

Mike: "Sounds like a dad fact"

Dad Fact by Da House November 26, 2023

ass smacked 

Mispronunciation of "a snack"

Mac: "I'm going to get a snack"
Maggie: "Ass smacked?"
Mac: "No, I said 'a snack'"
Maggie: "oh"

ass smacked by Da House June 13, 2021

EVS 

Acronym for Exhaustingly Vigorous Sex.

Scott: "I couldn't get to sleep last night because Matt & Jenny were having EVS."
Ivan: "Sucks bro"

Boston: Had EVS last night"
Cole: "cap."

EVS by Da House December 3, 2020