Jonsen

To be going through withdrawals usually associated with drugs. More specifically marijuana.

Got any pot Pip? I'm jonsen.

by Dudeman January 10, 2004

electric six

Not Britsh you moron. Detroit based rock band. Famous for their compulsive lying, bizarre style and friendship with the White Stripes.

Dick Valentine was disapointingly boring on Never Mind The Buzzcocks.

by dudeman April 16, 2004

Curl up and die.

What I want to do.

Just shoot me now.

by dudeman April 23, 2004

Gettin' your herbon

Smokin' the reefer.

Hey Steve, you look pretty fried - you been gettin' your herbon?

by Dudeman May 19, 2004

ratweed

Mary Jane, Dope, Wizz, Weed, Pot, Marijuana, Texas THC, Cannibis.

First used in Beastie Boys "3- Minute Rule" on the album Pauls Boutique.

You ratted your boy over some ratweed

by Dudeman May 13, 2005

Harry Potter

Childs book series. I've read them all, and don't recall a single incident of swearing, whoever said 'they curse more than my older brother' what the fuck? Is your older brother a nun? Good for getting little kids to read. Anyone who has ever read a real book and picks up Harry Potter expecting an adults book will feel insulted by their conescendingly simple plotlines, underdeveloped characters and childish language.

H4RRYP0TT3ROWNZ123: You just don't like Harry Potter because you can't read!
NormalPerson: Fuck off.

by dudeman April 25, 2004

txt-back anxiety

When a girl says she'll text you later, and ages later she still hasn't but you don't want to call her or you'll seem like a desperate idiot. Suffered by desperate idiots and paranoid teenage freaks like me and the rest of my ragtag bunch of misfits.

I got bad txt-back anxiety when Emma said she'd text me later and she still hadn't like 8 hours later. Turns out she said 'I'll text you tommorrow'. Oh well, I'm an idiot.

by dudeman April 10, 2004