DUDE's definitions

corvette

A popular V-8 sports car that will dominate most Japanese cars. By the way, Skylines cost so much because of importing them to the US. They're actual price is about 20-30 thousand.

That Corvette owns.

by dude June 17, 2004

Shitpuss

1. someone who doesnt hav any sense and is looks hammered most of the time
2. A loser

Drew, your a shitpuss.

by dude March 20, 2005

Boob

Round, bouncy are big. Juicy and fun to play with in bed, good for getting milk and for sucking on the tit. My girlfriend's boobs are so massive, I love playing with them and sucking on them.

I love touching my Boobs.

by Dude December 5, 2004

Lazy Peanut

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.

I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.

by DUDE May 13, 2005

cock job

when your cock is embraced and pleasured by a female/male hand.

i got the greatest cock job from this chick

by dude September 7, 2003

Proctophobia

Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Common among fenskers

also see asshole

I really want to feltch your ass man!, but i suffer from Proctophobia

by Dude March 27, 2005

Chain Letter

A form of forward letters that are illegal in real life, so now a bunch of idiots have begun doing it in real life.

I hate those damn chain letters.

by Dude November 25, 2003