BTS

Beat To Shit: having been ruined to the point of being in shitty condition, broken, falling apart, etc.

That 1975 Volvo of yours is realy BTS

by Duck February 15, 2004

Farfentuben

Farfentuben is an undescribed happening. Beings only of the best and most talent can use the word, and thus they are cool.

-Haha noob! Farfentuben!
-i'm sorry

by Duck May 13, 2005

Ass Goblin

An ass goblin is a mythical creature that emerges from the anus (or ass). Evrey once in a while it emerges, and when it does it lets out a roaring fart which kills a lot of people. The ass goblin was once suspected of killing the dinosaurs.

Scientists suspected an ass goblin killed the dinsaurs

by duck February 03, 2005

big bird

Big Bird is a slang term for the grocery store Giant Eagle

Yo man, I'm gonna go get some beer and waffles at big bird want anyting while I am there?

by duck March 28, 2005

quif

Air built up inside a woman's danger zone, that bursts out when movement occurs. This is prominately found when a man "hits is from the back," or "doggystyle." Then the woman moves to another position.

A quif usually happens while women are thinking of what's going to happen on the next friends, did I turn the oven off, and wondering when this is going to end.

by duck February 07, 2005

poufter

A minor derogatory term, similar to such words as "idiot" and "putz".

Larry is such a poufter.

by Duck April 18, 2004