DUB's definitions

Colon Clutch

Invented by Evan Seinfeld of the band Biohazard, it's when you are doing a chick from behind, then fist her and jerk yourself off from the inside.

I'll marry the next chick I can colon clutch.

by Dub April 1, 2005

Byrne

One of a group of bums who also gives.

What's up Byrne?

by dub February 26, 2018

toffeechips

a crazy ass guy that exist only on line, with many fetishes including sheep, and a girl in a tub.

toffeechips, you a crazy mofo.

by dub December 27, 2003

Compton

A nut or big ole ball that frequently gives.

Hey Compton.

by dub February 26, 2018

Wepthity

The sound you make when your creativity is exhausted

"I'm trying to think but I... I just can't... I... wepthity!!"

by Dub October 28, 2003

ba-deep

A euphamism for a meaningless, randomly constructed, excrutiatingly slow-paced and circular diatribe meant to take up space when, in mid conversation, the speaker realizes that he doesn't have the vocabulary, mental agility, experience or knowledge to complete his original thought - but desperately needs to appear in control and in the know . See "mental filibuster."

Comment: "Ah, yes, precisely, we realize that...you know...the most important, by far, factor in...ah...determining....well, we really just need to"

Response: Grimaces slightly, nods head and thinks ("ba-deep")

by DUB October 5, 2004

Midnight

Ex vocalist for the band Crimson Glory. Has the most powerfully emotional voice ever recorded along with a god-like octave range and delivery.

Midnight is the greatest singer to ever live.

by Dub July 2, 2005