DOS Emulation's definitions

derkahood

The state of being a derka and/or state of being related to stupidity,ignorance, idiocy, irrationality or messed-up-ness

Let the moron wallow in his own derkahood.

by DOS Emulation September 8, 2008

frot race

The act of competition, which consists of rubbing together two penises in the act of frot. The winner is determined by who is able to prolong orgasm longest.

Dude, I always lose when I frot race because I have no endurance.

by DOS Emulation August 15, 2006

Alan Keyes

A bigot filled with hate, hypocrisy, and moral perversion. Also, he was a Republican candiate in the 2004 Illinois senate race. His opponent, Barack Obama defeated the low-life by a landslide. He is a religious fascist. His extremism preached intolerance, hate, and idiocy. His daughter, Maya Keyes, came out as a lesbian shortly after he lost the election. Alan Keyes then disowned his daughter and refused to pay for her schooling. However, justice prevailed as a good school gave her free tuition. Alan Keyes stated Christ would not vote for a Democrat and the all homosexuals are selfish hedonists.

Hey! Stop being such a gay bashing bigot, you damn Alan Keyes.

by DOS Emulation April 4, 2005

gorak

A person of profound mental inability, ineptitude, and incredible tallness. Often, a gorak possesses poor motor skills and exhibits cigar-smoking behavior carefully out of knowledge of his mother.

You sound like a gorak when you say stupid things on stilts.

by DOS Emulation July 25, 2006

derkahood

The state of being a derka and/or state of being related to stupidity,ignorance, idiocy, irrationality or messed-up-ness

Let the moron wallow in his own derkahood.

by DOS Emulation July 25, 2006

soft dribbles

Following an erection, sexual arousal may result in slight semen buildup in the penis. The soft dribbles occurs when the penis goes flaccid and this buildup of semen trickles out of the penis. This occassionally results in itching, tingling, and/or tickling sensation at the hole. A male may manually eject the semen by gripping the shaft and squeezing as he pushes along to expel the semen.

After I woke up with morning wood, I had the soft dribbles.

by DOS Emulation August 10, 2006