Definitions by DL & CP for UD

Shirt Tailed 

When wiping and you accidentally use the back of your shirt to wipe your ass, leaving a skid mark or a tail. This is usually done when wearing a dress shirt. It is always unintentional

Although I have never personally done this, I do believe it to be theoretically possible and it has likely happened at some point in human existence.

I need to go home, I just shirt tailed myself in the men's room.

Shirt Tailed by DL & CP for UD November 26, 2014

Gay-Shock 

An adverse violent reaction to an unexpected cock.

Gay-Shock can be used as a legal defense if accused of beating or killing a tranny.

Lawyer: Can you please explain to the court what happened next?

Defendant: I really thought she was a woman, and she didn't tell me otherwise. When I took "her" pants down and saw a dick, I experienced gay-shock and just saw red.

Gay-Shock by DL & CP for UD October 15, 2014

TLD-TSLM 

TLD-TSLM:
(an acceptable variance can also be written unhyphenated as TLDTSLM)

Acronym meaning - Treat'em Like Dirt, They Stick Like Mud.

This refers to the concept that if you treat a woman poorly, they become clingy.

GUY 1: Dude, I've been ignoring her calls all week, but she just keeps on calling and sending pathetic text messages begging to see me.

GUY 2: You know what they say, "TLD-TSLM."

TLD-TSLM by DL & CP for UD October 10, 2014

Oral Hygenist 

One who probes all gaps and corners of the inside of a sex partner's mouth with his tool.

"Dude, do you remember that girl I picked up the other night? I went all oral hygenist on her."

Oral Hygenist by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

dotting the eyes 

The act of ejaculating, most likely a facial ejaculation, then tapping your sex partner's eyes with a semen covered penis head.

"Wait a second, don't clean up yet, I'm not done dotting the eyes."

dotting the eyes by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

Feed and Fuck

Refers to a girl who can be coaxed into sex, quite contently, by feeding her first; usually with lower end food, such as fast food or leftovers.

Two guys walking through the mall.....

"Hey, there's a feed and fuck."
"Yup, I'll bet her friend is too."

Feed and Fuck by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

VIP Stall 

A handicap bathroom stall in a public or common bathroom facility.

To qualify as a VIP Stall, stall must also be equipped with private sink and be fully independent from regular stalls located within the same facility area.

"I thought you were going to the bathroom."
"I was, but the VIP Stall was taken."

VIP Stall by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014