Definitions by DL & CP for UD
Shirt Tailed
When wiping and you accidentally use the back of your shirt to wipe your ass, leaving a skid mark or a tail. This is usually done when wearing a dress shirt. It is always unintentional
Although I have never personally done this, I do believe it to be theoretically possible and it has likely happened at some point in human existence.
Although I have never personally done this, I do believe it to be theoretically possible and it has likely happened at some point in human existence.
Shirt Tailed by DL & CP for UD November 26, 2014
Gay-Shock
An adverse violent reaction to an unexpected cock.
Gay-Shock can be used as a legal defense if accused of beating or killing a tranny.
Gay-Shock can be used as a legal defense if accused of beating or killing a tranny.
Lawyer: Can you please explain to the court what happened next?
Defendant: I really thought she was a woman, and she didn't tell me otherwise. When I took "her" pants down and saw a dick, I experienced gay-shock and just saw red.
Defendant: I really thought she was a woman, and she didn't tell me otherwise. When I took "her" pants down and saw a dick, I experienced gay-shock and just saw red.
Gay-Shock by DL & CP for UD October 15, 2014
TLD-TSLM
TLD-TSLM:
(an acceptable variance can also be written unhyphenated as TLDTSLM)
Acronym meaning - Treat'em Like Dirt, They Stick Like Mud.
This refers to the concept that if you treat a woman poorly, they become clingy.
(an acceptable variance can also be written unhyphenated as TLDTSLM)
Acronym meaning - Treat'em Like Dirt, They Stick Like Mud.
This refers to the concept that if you treat a woman poorly, they become clingy.
GUY 1: Dude, I've been ignoring her calls all week, but she just keeps on calling and sending pathetic text messages begging to see me.
GUY 2: You know what they say, "TLD-TSLM."
GUY 2: You know what they say, "TLD-TSLM."
TLD-TSLM by DL & CP for UD October 10, 2014
Oral Hygenist
Oral Hygenist by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014
dotting the eyes
The act of ejaculating, most likely a facial ejaculation, then tapping your sex partner's eyes with a semen covered penis head.
dotting the eyes by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014
Feed and Fuck
Refers to a girl who can be coaxed into sex, quite contently, by feeding her first; usually with lower end food, such as fast food or leftovers.
Two guys walking through the mall.....
"Hey, there's a feed and fuck."
"Yup, I'll bet her friend is too."
"Hey, there's a feed and fuck."
"Yup, I'll bet her friend is too."
Feed and Fuck by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014
shitticulate
Small, particles of fecal matter (generally below .032 microns) which are aerated or aerosolized in flatulent.
The particles which give farts their smell.
The plural of shitticulate is also shitticulate.
The particles which give farts their smell.
The plural of shitticulate is also shitticulate.
"You want to know a fact? Every time I fart you are smelling my shitticulate. That's my poop dude!"
"Dude, gross!"
"Dude, gross!"
shitticulate by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014