12 definitions by DL & CP for UD
Small, particles of fecal matter (generally below .032 microns) which are aerated or aerosolized in flatulent.
The particles which give farts their smell.
The plural of shitticulate is also shitticulate.
The particles which give farts their smell.
The plural of shitticulate is also shitticulate.
"You want to know a fact? Every time I fart you are smelling my shitticulate. That's my poop dude!"
"Dude, gross!"
"Dude, gross!"
by DL & CP for UD July 23, 2014
A handicap bathroom stall in a public or common bathroom facility.
To qualify as a VIP Stall, stall must also be equipped with private sink and be fully independent from regular stalls located within the same facility area.
To qualify as a VIP Stall, stall must also be equipped with private sink and be fully independent from regular stalls located within the same facility area.
by DL & CP for UD July 23, 2014
by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014
TLD-TSLM:
(an acceptable variance can also be written unhyphenated as TLDTSLM)
Acronym meaning - Treat'em Like Dirt, They Stick Like Mud.
This refers to the concept that if you treat a woman poorly, they become clingy.
(an acceptable variance can also be written unhyphenated as TLDTSLM)
Acronym meaning - Treat'em Like Dirt, They Stick Like Mud.
This refers to the concept that if you treat a woman poorly, they become clingy.
GUY 1: Dude, I've been ignoring her calls all week, but she just keeps on calling and sending pathetic text messages begging to see me.
GUY 2: You know what they say, "TLD-TSLM."
GUY 2: You know what they say, "TLD-TSLM."
by DL & CP for UD October 9, 2014
When wiping and you accidentally use the back of your shirt to wipe your ass, leaving a skid mark or a tail. This is usually done when wearing a dress shirt. It is always unintentional
Although I have never personally done this, I do believe it to be theoretically possible and it has likely happened at some point in human existence.
Although I have never personally done this, I do believe it to be theoretically possible and it has likely happened at some point in human existence.
by DL & CP for UD November 27, 2014
The act of ejaculating, most likely a facial ejaculation, then tapping your sex partner's eyes with a semen covered penis head.
by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014
Refers to a girl who can be coaxed into sex, quite contently, by feeding her first; usually with lower end food, such as fast food or leftovers.
Two guys walking through the mall.....
"Hey, there's a feed and fuck."
"Yup, I'll bet her friend is too."
"Hey, there's a feed and fuck."
"Yup, I'll bet her friend is too."
by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014