load-bearing

A female's ability to receive a man's load; usually in reference to her face.
Ex. "Did you see the face on her?" "Yeah, she had load-bearing features."
by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014
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Shirt Tailed

When wiping and you accidentally use the back of your shirt to wipe your ass, leaving a skid mark or a tail. This is usually done when wearing a dress shirt. It is always unintentional

Although I have never personally done this, I do believe it to be theoretically possible and it has likely happened at some point in human existence.
I need to go home, I just shirt tailed myself in the men's room.
by DL & CP for UD November 27, 2014
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Safety Wipe

The act of wiping ones arse independent of having defecated. Wiping is done for safety upon suspicion of having anal leakage; usually due to sharting (see shart), excessive sweating, gophering (which has since retracted), or any combination thereof.
"I just sharted and need to take a safety wipe right away."
by DL & CP for UD July 23, 2014
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VIP Stall

A handicap bathroom stall in a public or common bathroom facility.

To qualify as a VIP Stall, stall must also be equipped with private sink and be fully independent from regular stalls located within the same facility area.
"I thought you were going to the bathroom."
"I was, but the VIP Stall was taken."
by DL & CP for UD July 23, 2014
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Feed and Fuck

Refers to a girl who can be coaxed into sex, quite contently, by feeding her first; usually with lower end food, such as fast food or leftovers.
Two guys walking through the mall.....

"Hey, there's a feed and fuck."
"Yup, I'll bet her friend is too."
by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014
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Chiu Toy

Same as chew toy: "a person you have or will have carnal relations with but never a serious relationship." However, in this version, the "chiu toy" is of Asian descent.
"Dude, you have got to meet this chiu toy I picked up at a massage parlor in last weekend."
by DL & CP for UD July 23, 2014
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Oral Hygenist

One who probes all gaps and corners of the inside of a sex partner's mouth with his tool.
"Dude, do you remember that girl I picked up the other night? I went all oral hygenist on her."
by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014
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