VIP Stall

A handicap bathroom stall in a public or common bathroom facility.

To qualify as a VIP Stall, stall must also be equipped with private sink and be fully independent from regular stalls located within the same facility area.

"I thought you were going to the bathroom."
"I was, but the VIP Stall was taken."

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

Gay-Shock

An adverse violent reaction to an unexpected cock.

Gay-Shock can be used as a legal defense if accused of beating or killing a tranny.

Lawyer: Can you please explain to the court what happened next?

Defendant: I really thought she was a woman, and she didn't tell me otherwise. When I took "her" pants down and saw a dick, I experienced gay-shock and just saw red.

by DL & CP for UD October 15, 2014

load-bearing

A female's ability to receive a man's load; usually in reference to her face.

Ex. "Did you see the face on her?" "Yeah, she had load-bearing features."

by DL & CP for UD July 21, 2014

Oral Hygenist

One who probes all gaps and corners of the inside of a sex partner's mouth with his tool.

"Dude, do you remember that girl I picked up the other night? I went all oral hygenist on her."

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

TLD-TSLM

TLD-TSLM:
(an acceptable variance can also be written unhyphenated as TLDTSLM)

Acronym meaning - Treat'em Like Dirt, They Stick Like Mud.

This refers to the concept that if you treat a woman poorly, they become clingy.

GUY 1: Dude, I've been ignoring her calls all week, but she just keeps on calling and sending pathetic text messages begging to see me.

GUY 2: You know what they say, "TLD-TSLM."

by DL & CP for UD October 10, 2014

Chiu Toy

Same as chew toy: "a person you have or will have carnal relations with but never a serious relationship." However, in this version, the "chiu toy" is of Asian descent.

"Dude, you have got to meet this chiu toy I picked up at a massage parlor in last weekend."

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

shitticulate

Small, particles of fecal matter (generally below .032 microns) which are aerated or aerosolized in flatulent.

The particles which give farts their smell.

The plural of shitticulate is also shitticulate.

"You want to know a fact? Every time I fart you are smelling my shitticulate. That's my poop dude!"

"Dude, gross!"

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014