DJD's definitions

Ripe Nob

A nob that is tender and ready to explode.

Can also be described as juicy.

Nobs become ripe and explode. When they explode cheese comes out. Explosion occurs after nibbling.

Swift - "i have a riper nob if you like a bite"

by DJD December 20, 2003

beefman

The man who sells beef in front of the pet shop.

"The beef man is having a sale on grained beef this week"

by DJD April 18, 2004

Jujimufu

the brother of a very attractive sister.

"maaaaaaaaaaaaaan juji's sister is fine"

by DJD December 20, 2003

Hippo

A godly pissed of animal. Says STFU like a pro. Member of the animal religion.

"hippo's are godly"

"that hippo totally pwned taht kid!"

by DJD December 20, 2003

croning

skull fucking

"I croned Meghan yesterday"

by DJD December 21, 2003

Dwang

The term given to an old man's long penis.

Originally came from the name "Dwang" that Old Man Winter named his long penis.

"I hope I have a dwang when I'm old"

by DJD December 20, 2003