Definitions by DJ horrible

Moist not want not 

If a lady isn't wet she might not want to fuck.

Girl A: He keeps busting out the lube... I guess I'm not that into him"
Girl B: "Moist not want not"

Moist not want not by DJ horrible August 11, 2009

love turrets 

Uncontrolled, uncalled-for shouts of love at unexpected times, often in the midst of a fight.

Joe to Marrie: "No, this dress does not make you look fat.. Why do you keep asking? It's so annoying... LETS SNUGGLE!!!... no really, could you please for once shut up?"

Joe got love turrets.

love turrets by DJ horrible August 10, 2009

SOL 

Smiling out loud. (Often more accurate then LOL).

"After having a breakfast burrito I needed a few hours by mysmelf. SOL".

SOL by DJ horrible August 9, 2009

by mysmelf 

When a person farts he needs time by himsmelf.

"Don't get in here, I need to be by mysmelf"

by mysmelf by DJ horrible July 27, 2009