scouse

i bet u have never heard of this before but it's actually a type of music

thats right a type of music

i myself am one of the many scouse dj's

scouse dj's remix songs from the uk top 40 and other well known tunes aswell as making their own

kb project, alex k, jc project, ls system, bass slammers, ghetto busterz, dna, tim dawes, dj, riley, dj ian t, dj mercer and of course myself are just some of the many scouse dj's

if you wan't any more info on this music go to

www.wkd-sounds.com
www.bouncytunez.net
person1: scouse music rules!
person2: yay lol i just remixed a miley cyrus tune aswell as a christmas tune
person1: sounds awesome
person2: it sounds even better through huge speakers
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wag mark

the clear red mark on a womans hand which tells u how heavy her shopping bags of clothes are, v redder the hands the more clothes she has bought, also works with handbags, shoes etc
my gf had a clear wag mark on her hands when she got home so i know how much clothes she's bought
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grasta

some black person who grasses on everything bad u do
person 1:this black kid grassed on ryan for smoking
person 2:he's such a grasta
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piercings

men think belly button piercings, nose piercings etc are sexy because it reminds them of the staple in porn mags
person1: have u seen my wifes piercings their awesome
person2: u just love them because it reminds u about the staple in porn mags
person1: damm u figured out
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monkey fuck

this is for women

you get your man to lay on the bed with a hard on, u then run at door, u grab on to it and fling yourself off it, and you try and land on your partners cock, very pleasurable if you can get it right, the swinging off the door is where the monkey comes from
person1: i gave my partner a monkey fuck last night
person2: wtf
person1: you don't know what it means
person1: (explains it to her)
person2: cool, i might try it
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drilling

giving a girl the ultimate ass fucking of her life!!
person 1: so how'd it go wiv lauren last nite
person 2: i gave that cum soaked bitch a good drilling
person 1: nice one!!!
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bad day

A guy was watching over his kid for nightly prayers.

The kid says, "Goodnight mommy, daddy, grandpa, and goodbye grandma."

The next day the grandma dies. The guy thinks this is really weird. That night, the kid says "Goodnight mommy, daddy, and goodbye grandpa" The next day the grandpa dies.

The father is like this is really weird. That night the kid says, "Goodngiht mommy, and goodbye daddy."

The father freaks. He's all like I'm gonna die. So the next day he goes to work really slowly and carefully, and is nice to everyone at work. at the end of the day, he drives home really carefully and collapses into a chair.

He says," Honey, can you get me a cup of coffee? I've had a really bad day. She says YOU'VE had a bad day! I found the mailman dead on the doorstep!
person1: hey u heard bout dis guy who had a really bad day, people started dropping dead infront of him.
person2: who died
person1: first the grandma died then the grandad died, then th following morning the postman was dead on the doorstep
person2: lol fail
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009
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