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TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. OTHER WOMEN
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. OTHER WOMEN
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) December 4, 2009
Get the top ten things only women understand mug.the act of clenching ur hand into a fist, then with the knuckles pointing at the vagina rub the knuckles up and down against it, the ridges beetween the knuckles make 4 maximum pleasure
person1: howd it go wiv emma
person2: a gave her a good knuckle thruster she was screaming!!
person1: nice one :)
person2: a gave her a good knuckle thruster she was screaming!!
person1: nice one :)
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009
Get the knuckle thruster mug.person1: wot u doin man the balls gone thru the fucking ceiling
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009
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person2: like we all needed to know m8
person1: youve done it havent u
person2: ye
person1: exactly u told me you were gona do it
person2: like we all needed to know m8
person1: youve done it havent u
person2: ye
person1: exactly u told me you were gona do it
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
Get the give the dog a bone mug.the time when the program you were watching has finished and every single channel is on adverts
e.g: the simpsons has just finished, the time 6:26, the next programme is on at 6:30, it has just gone onto adverts. you change to the next channel you want, it's on adverts, the next channel, adverts!, the next channel, adverts!!! and so on
they spend so much time looking that
:the next programme has started without realising it
:they get bored and give up
thats where music channels come in
e.g: the simpsons has just finished, the time 6:26, the next programme is on at 6:30, it has just gone onto adverts. you change to the next channel you want, it's on adverts, the next channel, adverts!, the next channel, adverts!!! and so on
they spend so much time looking that
:the next programme has started without realising it
:they get bored and give up
thats where music channels come in
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 29, 2009
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Get the :0-: mug.A term used to discribe either
1. a shower that lasts less then a few minutes
2. having a piss really quickly
3. missing the toilet seat whilst having a piss then quickly running off
1. a shower that lasts less then a few minutes
2. having a piss really quickly
3. missing the toilet seat whilst having a piss then quickly running off
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 27, 2011
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