Definitions by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)

piercings

men think belly button piercings, nose piercings etc are sexy because it reminds them of the staple in porn mags

person1: have u seen my wifes piercings their awesome
person2: u just love them because it reminds u about the staple in porn mags
person1: damm u figured out

piercings by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009

Britain 

the best country in the world came 4th in the 08 olymipics and only countrys that were like 1000 times bigger beat them, yep thats right britain is very small but still kicks every other countrys ass, and unlike americans we can actually walk properly. our weather is quite shit but that is what makes britain the toughest country ever. the defintion of britain: THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, BRITAIN RULES AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT :P

brit: Britain rules :)
brit 2: hell ye
brit: we deserve our recognition as a powerfull country, we have fought countless wars and weve come thru better off each time
brit 2: go britain!!!

Britain by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009

fail bomb 

when a bomb dosent go off when u expect it to, u go up to the bomb and it explodes next 2 u, killling u and then being called fail ur self although no 1 figures out that it is the bombs fault

person1: av u heard bout this lad that got killed by a bomb
person2: ye wot about it
person1: he went right next 2 it cos it didn't blow up when he wanted
person2: wot a retard
person1: it was the bombs fault aswell, it should av gone off
person2: guess so fail bomb

fail bomb by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009

fail bowling ball 

when u go to throw a bowling ball, u try throwing it 2 hard and it goes thru the ceiling

person1: wot u doin man the balls gone thru the fucking ceiling
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!

fail bowling ball by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009

faf 

can either mean fit as fuck
or fat as fuck

or fat ass fucker, works brilliantly ever way

person1: hey that lauren's faf int she
person2: she isn't fit u retard
person1: i didnt say dat, i sed shes faf, fat as fuck
person2: oh - u cud av sed she was a fat ass fucker aswell
person1: haha lol

faf by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009

couldn't 

people are saying this so quickly that it starts to sound like cunt which can be a bit awkward

person1: he cunt do that could he
person2: ??? cunt!
person1: couldn't
person2: oh sounds like it though
person1: ye

couldn't by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 12, 2009

gfy 

can either mean
go fuck yourself
good for you or
get fucked yankee, can get quite confusing but works brilliantly either way

american: hey im going to the mall u wana go
brit: gfy it's not called a mall 2 start with nd im goin 2 my gf's house
american: why did u say good for you
brit: u retard i sed get fucked yankee

gfy by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 7, 2009