DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)'s definitions
the time when the program you were watching has finished and every single channel is on adverts
e.g: the simpsons has just finished, the time 6:26, the next programme is on at 6:30, it has just gone onto adverts. you change to the next channel you want, it's on adverts, the next channel, adverts!, the next channel, adverts!!! and so on
they spend so much time looking that
:the next programme has started without realising it
:they get bored and give up
thats where music channels come in
e.g: the simpsons has just finished, the time 6:26, the next programme is on at 6:30, it has just gone onto adverts. you change to the next channel you want, it's on adverts, the next channel, adverts!, the next channel, adverts!!! and so on
they spend so much time looking that
:the next programme has started without realising it
:they get bored and give up
thats where music channels come in
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 29, 2009
Get the 4 minute wondermug. by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009
Get the :0-:mug. by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 3, 2009
Get the grastamug. by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 24, 2009
Get the cutemug. the combination of the john and edward the irish joke contestants on x factor, these two have faces u want to smack, there is no way of describing how much normal people hate them. the reason they are in is because some irish twat named louis walsh relised they have v same accent as him and put them through, most people were releved when simon cowell hated them saying they were awful, that is until when lucie jones and jedward were in the bottom 2, with 2 votes sending jedward home and only 1 for lucie, simon could have sent jedward home (hopefully never to be seen again), but somehow he decided to take it to a public vote, we all know what happened after
why he did it remains a mystery, some people think he was doing it for the ratings and getting more money, others think he felt she was threatening his acts chances, we will never know, all we know is they are both twats.
why people are voting for them is also a mystery, origanaly most people did it to piss off simon, but now that is not the case, so i hope u people see sense and kick there twatish faces out as soon as possible
and remember, if they win wtf would be their winning single
why he did it remains a mystery, some people think he was doing it for the ratings and getting more money, others think he felt she was threatening his acts chances, we will never know, all we know is they are both twats.
why people are voting for them is also a mystery, origanaly most people did it to piss off simon, but now that is not the case, so i hope u people see sense and kick there twatish faces out as soon as possible
and remember, if they win wtf would be their winning single
person1: jedward are twats
person2: i agree, they have faces u want to smack don't u think
person1: ye
person3: ye they are twats, i wanted lucie to win but thats not going 2 happen because of them
person2: i agree, they have faces u want to smack don't u think
person1: ye
person3: ye they are twats, i wanted lucie to win but thats not going 2 happen because of them
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 16, 2009
Get the jedwardmug. to get owned by someone who has posted something about u on facebook or could be someone hacking into ur facebook acount somehow and posting things 4 u, therefore looking like a prick when u next go on it, it can be so bad that people just cancel their account all together
person1: my m8 got facefucked by someone hacking into his account, he had 2 cancel his account it got that bad
person2: is he gonna create a new account
person1: doubt it, he's traumatised enough
person2: is he gonna create a new account
person1: doubt it, he's traumatised enough
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
Get the facefuckedmug. by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 20, 2009
Get the tickle her picklemug.