DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)'s definitions
10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
person1: i think my family is stressed
person2: do they have time to wait for a microwave dinner
person1: ur right then
person2: why
person1: got it from this list called top 10 signs your family is stressed
person2: do they have time to wait for a microwave dinner
person1: ur right then
person2: why
person1: got it from this list called top 10 signs your family is stressed
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 23, 2009
Get the TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSEDmug. the combination of the john and edward the irish joke contestants on x factor, these two have faces u want to smack, there is no way of describing how much normal people hate them. the reason they are in is because some irish twat named louis walsh relised they have v same accent as him and put them through, most people were releved when simon cowell hated them saying they were awful, that is until when lucie jones and jedward were in the bottom 2, with 2 votes sending jedward home and only 1 for lucie, simon could have sent jedward home (hopefully never to be seen again), but somehow he decided to take it to a public vote, we all know what happened after
why he did it remains a mystery, some people think he was doing it for the ratings and getting more money, others think he felt she was threatening his acts chances, we will never know, all we know is they are both twats.
why people are voting for them is also a mystery, origanaly most people did it to piss off simon, but now that is not the case, so i hope u people see sense and kick there twatish faces out as soon as possible
and remember, if they win wtf would be their winning single
why he did it remains a mystery, some people think he was doing it for the ratings and getting more money, others think he felt she was threatening his acts chances, we will never know, all we know is they are both twats.
why people are voting for them is also a mystery, origanaly most people did it to piss off simon, but now that is not the case, so i hope u people see sense and kick there twatish faces out as soon as possible
and remember, if they win wtf would be their winning single
person1: jedward are twats
person2: i agree, they have faces u want to smack don't u think
person1: ye
person3: ye they are twats, i wanted lucie to win but thats not going 2 happen because of them
person2: i agree, they have faces u want to smack don't u think
person1: ye
person3: ye they are twats, i wanted lucie to win but thats not going 2 happen because of them
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 16, 2009
Get the jedwardmug. Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 20, 2009
Get the rubix cubemug. a game played by u and a few fucked up m8's.prefably a lot
wot u do is first bet some money down like 5£, 5$ (if 1 of u fails u leave empty handed)
u then proceed 2 have a wank in a public place like in a library, behind a door of an office, on a balcony etc for a minute, if u and all ur m8's do it successfully u then step it up a gear by going into a more public place or make the minutes longer, if u all still manage 2 do it (doubt u will) but if u do u go into the final place.... the school classroom(by then a few might have chickened out) and then i goes last man standing, whoever lasts the longest without been caught gets all the money
a very fun game and pottentionally very rich aswell, also made as a film in 2007
wot u do is first bet some money down like 5£, 5$ (if 1 of u fails u leave empty handed)
u then proceed 2 have a wank in a public place like in a library, behind a door of an office, on a balcony etc for a minute, if u and all ur m8's do it successfully u then step it up a gear by going into a more public place or make the minutes longer, if u all still manage 2 do it (doubt u will) but if u do u go into the final place.... the school classroom(by then a few might have chickened out) and then i goes last man standing, whoever lasts the longest without been caught gets all the money
a very fun game and pottentionally very rich aswell, also made as a film in 2007
person1: me and bout 7 of my m8's played dangerwank yesterday
person2: ha wot do u do
person1: u go into public places and have a wank and try not 2 get caught
person2: cool who won
person1: me!! i got £35 out of it
person2: ha wot do u do
person1: u go into public places and have a wank and try not 2 get caught
person2: cool who won
person1: me!! i got £35 out of it
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
Get the dangerwankmug. the ultimate weapon for school kids everywhere, there will never be a shortage of them so there will always be one that works
person 1: shit my favorite website has been blocked, what a bummer
person 2: try this proxy website it unblocks everything
person 1: everything??!!
person 2: EVERYTHING!!!!!
person 1: cheers m8
person 2: try this proxy website it unblocks everything
person 1: everything??!!
person 2: EVERYTHING!!!!!
person 1: cheers m8
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) May 4, 2009
Get the proxymug. a small sweet girl from slovakia that has a great personality, she seems inocent enough at first but as you get to know her you'll have had enough slaps to the arm to figure out she slaps like a total bitch, gets annoyed easly. the name dominika can actually be mistaken for dominatrix which is a type of sex which is where the woman takes control with whips, chains, handcuffs etc
person1: hey that dominika is nice int she
person2: hell no, look at the red mark on my arm from when she slapped me
person1: ouch!
person3: i thought u said dominatrix then
person1: hey it does sound like
person1 nd 2: lol
person2: hell no, look at the red mark on my arm from when she slapped me
person1: ouch!
person3: i thought u said dominatrix then
person1: hey it does sound like
person1 nd 2: lol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009
Get the dominikamug. when i man goes into the girls toilet and cums on the toilet seat and all the girls that go on it get pregnant
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 16, 2009
Get the school sexmug.