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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
man: i loved ur naked body 25 years ago, i just wanted to fuck the living shit out of u on the anniversary
woman: what u thinking now
man: looks like i did a pretty good job!!(woman slaps him while the man is pissing himself laughing!!)
woman: what u thinking now
man: looks like i did a pretty good job!!(woman slaps him while the man is pissing himself laughing!!)
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009
Get the THE ANNIVERSARYmug. by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009
Get the :p(:mug. a game played by u and a few fucked up m8's.prefably a lot
wot u do is first bet some money down like 5£, 5$ (if 1 of u fails u leave empty handed)
u then proceed 2 have a wank in a public place like in a library, behind a door of an office, on a balcony etc for a minute, if u and all ur m8's do it successfully u then step it up a gear by going into a more public place or make the minutes longer, if u all still manage 2 do it (doubt u will) but if u do u go into the final place.... the school classroom(by then a few might have chickened out) and then i goes last man standing, whoever lasts the longest without been caught gets all the money
a very fun game and pottentionally very rich aswell, also made as a film in 2007
wot u do is first bet some money down like 5£, 5$ (if 1 of u fails u leave empty handed)
u then proceed 2 have a wank in a public place like in a library, behind a door of an office, on a balcony etc for a minute, if u and all ur m8's do it successfully u then step it up a gear by going into a more public place or make the minutes longer, if u all still manage 2 do it (doubt u will) but if u do u go into the final place.... the school classroom(by then a few might have chickened out) and then i goes last man standing, whoever lasts the longest without been caught gets all the money
a very fun game and pottentionally very rich aswell, also made as a film in 2007
person1: me and bout 7 of my m8's played dangerwank yesterday
person2: ha wot do u do
person1: u go into public places and have a wank and try not 2 get caught
person2: cool who won
person1: me!! i got £35 out of it
person2: ha wot do u do
person1: u go into public places and have a wank and try not 2 get caught
person2: cool who won
person1: me!! i got £35 out of it
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
Get the dangerwankmug. 10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
person1: i think my family is stressed
person2: do they have time to wait for a microwave dinner
person1: ur right then
person2: why
person1: got it from this list called top 10 signs your family is stressed
person2: do they have time to wait for a microwave dinner
person1: ur right then
person2: why
person1: got it from this list called top 10 signs your family is stressed
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 23, 2009
Get the TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSEDmug. i bet u have never heard of this before but it's actually a type of music
thats right a type of music
i myself am one of the many scouse dj's
scouse dj's remix songs from the uk top 40 and other well known tunes aswell as making their own
kb project, alex k, jc project, ls system, bass slammers, ghetto busterz, dna, tim dawes, dj, riley, dj ian t, dj mercer and of course myself are just some of the many scouse dj's
if you wan't any more info on this music go to
www.wkd-sounds.com
www.bouncytunez.net
thats right a type of music
i myself am one of the many scouse dj's
scouse dj's remix songs from the uk top 40 and other well known tunes aswell as making their own
kb project, alex k, jc project, ls system, bass slammers, ghetto busterz, dna, tim dawes, dj, riley, dj ian t, dj mercer and of course myself are just some of the many scouse dj's
if you wan't any more info on this music go to
www.wkd-sounds.com
www.bouncytunez.net
person1: scouse music rules!
person2: yay lol i just remixed a miley cyrus tune aswell as a christmas tune
person1: sounds awesome
person2: it sounds even better through huge speakers
person2: yay lol i just remixed a miley cyrus tune aswell as a christmas tune
person1: sounds awesome
person2: it sounds even better through huge speakers
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 12, 2009
Get the scousemug. by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 4, 2009
Get the flingeredmug. the act of rubbing your knuckles up and down the palm of your hand until there right hot, then punch someone on there arm while holding your knuckles there for 3 seconds, they get punched and burnt at the same time!!!
person1: that chris was annoying me so i gave him a chili knuckle punch
person2: i bet he was in pain
person1: hell yeah he was screaming in pain
person2: lol
person2: i bet he was in pain
person1: hell yeah he was screaming in pain
person2: lol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
Get the chili knuckle punchmug.