DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)'s definitions

Splash n dash

A term used to discribe either

1. a shower that lasts less then a few minutes
2. having a piss really quickly
3. missing the toilet seat whilst having a piss then quickly running off

Brb just gunna have a splash n dash

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 27, 2011

4 minute wonder

the time when the program you were watching has finished and every single channel is on adverts

e.g: the simpsons has just finished, the time 6:26, the next programme is on at 6:30, it has just gone onto adverts. you change to the next channel you want, it's on adverts, the next channel, adverts!, the next channel, adverts!!! and so on

they spend so much time looking that

:the next programme has started without realising it
:they get bored and give up

thats where music channels come in

what do you do on your 4 minute wonder??

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 29, 2009

pickled penis

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"

person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009

cheese grater

also known as a cock grinder, it's when a womans pussy is seemingly sharp, which leaves ur cock red raw

pain and pleasure or nothing

choices, choices!

person1: i heard this girl im about 2 fuck has a sharp pussy, or cheese grater wot do i do
person2: take it like a man and fuck the bitch!!
person1: cheers bud!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) October 7, 2009

piercings

men think belly button piercings, nose piercings etc are sexy because it reminds them of the staple in porn mags

person1: have u seen my wifes piercings their awesome
person2: u just love them because it reminds u about the staple in porn mags
person1: damm u figured out

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009

partners conversation

This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears...

blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!

person1: lol u heard this partners conversation the man just hears the dirty bits
person2: lolol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 1, 2009

porn pwned

when your internet explorer page freezes/breaks down when you are on a porn website

person1: i got porn pwned yesterday, i desperatly switched it off at the mains just as my mum was coming upstairs
person2: lol u got lucky, i got caught (not quick enough)

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 16, 2009