DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)'s definitions

fail bowling ball

when u go to throw a bowling ball, u try throwing it 2 hard and it goes thru the ceiling

person1: wot u doin man the balls gone thru the fucking ceiling
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009

bum gravy

more commonly known as diorhea, is basicly a liquid shit that stinks out the toilet for about a week

oh mann ive done a bum gravy i need air freshener quickly!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009

cheese grater

also known as a cock grinder, it's when a womans pussy is seemingly sharp, which leaves ur cock red raw

pain and pleasure or nothing

choices, choices!

person1: i heard this girl im about 2 fuck has a sharp pussy, or cheese grater wot do i do
person2: take it like a man and fuck the bitch!!
person1: cheers bud!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) October 7, 2009

partners conversation

This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears...

blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!

person1: lol u heard this partners conversation the man just hears the dirty bits
person2: lolol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 1, 2009

VEGAN

all vegans are freaks, they make us eat salad and shit like that just so they can keep a few animals, most people like to wave steak under their noses to keep them away

person1: ha another vegan wot a freak
person2: ye lets go wave a steak under their noses!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 19, 2009

porn pwned

when your internet explorer page freezes/breaks down when you are on a porn website

person1: i got porn pwned yesterday, i desperatly switched it off at the mains just as my mum was coming upstairs
person2: lol u got lucky, i got caught (not quick enough)

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 16, 2009

hobo dildo

it is when a hobo takes a shit puts it in a freezer and shapes it into a dildo

person1: you see that hobo there
person2: ye

person1:he's makin a hobo dildo
person2: thats just dirty!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 5, 2009