(britains government) can't run our country right, lent a lot of money 2 sum mexicans who can't pay it back and the whole country is in deep shit, house prices are going down and thousands of homes have been repossed, it's probably going 2 get 2 the point where everyone is living on the streets like hobos then whats the government going 2 do
person1: the government sucks, they are retards 4 lending that much money
person2: damm right ive lost my job because of money issues
person1: we will get them some day
person2: damm right ive lost my job because of money issues
person1: we will get them some day
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009

person1: so how u doin on mkw
big a.o: ye i'm doin ok ive nearly got all da characters, go on it bout once every fortnight, still own every1
person1: lol
big a.o: ye i'm doin ok ive nearly got all da characters, go on it bout once every fortnight, still own every1
person1: lol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 12, 2009

person1: argh my boss has just cut my pay, what can i do
person2: think, wwtdd
person1: ahh yes, i think its prank time!!
person2: think, wwtdd
person1: ahh yes, i think its prank time!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 06, 2009

when i man goes into the girls toilet and cums on the toilet seat and all the girls that go on it get pregnant
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 16, 2009

a small sweet girl from slovakia that has a great personality, she seems inocent enough at first but as you get to know her you'll have had enough slaps to the arm to figure out she slaps like a total bitch, gets annoyed easly. the name dominika can actually be mistaken for dominatrix which is a type of sex which is where the woman takes control with whips, chains, handcuffs etc
person1: hey that dominika is nice int she
person2: hell no, look at the red mark on my arm from when she slapped me
person1: ouch!
person3: i thought u said dominatrix then
person1: hey it does sound like
person1 nd 2: lol
person2: hell no, look at the red mark on my arm from when she slapped me
person1: ouch!
person3: i thought u said dominatrix then
person1: hey it does sound like
person1 nd 2: lol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 03, 2009

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 06, 2009

1.You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
7. It's best to have a soft place to land.
8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change direction.
15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.
16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.
2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
7. It's best to have a soft place to land.
8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change direction.
15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.
16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.
person1: do u know why sex is like bikes
person2: no
person1: once u learn u never forget how to do it
person2: haha ye
person2: no
person1: once u learn u never forget how to do it
person2: haha ye
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009
