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the time when the program you were watching has finished and every single channel is on adverts
e.g: the simpsons has just finished, the time 6:26, the next programme is on at 6:30, it has just gone onto adverts. you change to the next channel you want, it's on adverts, the next channel, adverts!, the next channel, adverts!!! and so on
they spend so much time looking that
:the next programme has started without realising it
:they get bored and give up
thats where music channels come in
e.g: the simpsons has just finished, the time 6:26, the next programme is on at 6:30, it has just gone onto adverts. you change to the next channel you want, it's on adverts, the next channel, adverts!, the next channel, adverts!!! and so on
they spend so much time looking that
:the next programme has started without realising it
:they get bored and give up
thats where music channels come in
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 29, 2009
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person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009
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person1: youve done it havent u
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person2: like we all needed to know m8
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person2: ye
person1: exactly u told me you were gona do it
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
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by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009
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person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye
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