DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)'s definitions

cute

a way of saying some1 is a slag/slut but not in a way people hate

person1: mann that girl is cute
person2: u maen shes a slag
person1: ye

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 24, 2009

:0-:

a woman giving a blowjob to a man

hey katie you wana :0-:

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009

burgaboy

a bassline music artist, for u people who don't know wot bassline is, it is a type of music that us brits like, he is immense like all the other bassline artists, his music is wot v bad boys listen 2

person1: hey check out v new tune by burgaboy
person2: (listening 2 it) sweet, thats awesome lol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 1, 2009

pickled penis

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"

person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009

etp

in golf terms it means early tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might want to go somewhere after ur round of golf, have people to meet etc

person1: hey theres this comp on next week, want to play
person2: ok but i would need a etp because i have parents comin over to my house

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009

VEGAN

all vegans are freaks, they make us eat salad and shit like that just so they can keep a few animals, most people like to wave steak under their noses to keep them away

person1: ha another vegan wot a freak
person2: ye lets go wave a steak under their noses!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 19, 2009

four fingered kit kat

another way of saying that four people fingered someone called katrina

did u hear that four fingered kit kat

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 4, 2009