Shift faced

(Adj) the act of being inebriated during your scheduled restaurant shift.

When she came in to work was fine, but by the end of the night she was shift faced.

by DJ McBojangles March 06, 2015

Retireded

A retired person doing things not of a sound mind.

Ever since he retired he's been doing this retireded artwork.

by DJ McBojangles September 21, 2016

Bexit

(V) to exit the bed.

I'm not going to bexit today, I can't even.

by DJ McBojangles November 12, 2016

snug harbor

(Noun) small vagina.

I could tell she wasn't a slut because she had a snug harbor.

by DJ McBojangles February 14, 2015

The Abraham Lincoln

(Noun) When you are having intercourse with a woman "doggie style" and right before you ejactulate you pull out and shoot your ejactulate in the back of her head and jump out of the window.

My knee hasn't been right after I gave Madelon the Abraham Lincoln.

by DJ McBojangles March 06, 2015