DJ Imperial's definitions

Funny Story Bro.

The way you begin your story when you are about to lie to your friend or make an excuse.

Example1:

Christian: So Philip told me that he saw you watch a movie with my sister last Friday night.

DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro....

Example2:

Jordan: So I heard you slept over my girlfriend's house last Friday night.

DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro...

by DJ Imperial March 2, 2011

Swag Power

The ability to attractive the opposite sex just by your appearance.

Example1:

Girl: That boy is fiiine! Must be his swag power.

Example2:

Boy: That girl is sexy! She has mad swag power.

by DJ Imperial March 2, 2011

I'll be black

Used like I'll be back, but you mean way later or never.

example 1:

Mom: Where are you going?

Boy: To school, I'll be black.

example 2:

Dad: Where are you going?

Boy: To my girlfriend's house. I'll be black.

by DJ Imperial March 2, 2011

Swag Out

When you know you're fresh and are leaving the room. you tell people "Swag Out".

example 1:

Fly Dude in the room: Aiight bro, I'ma head out.

Crowd in the room: Peace, Later bro.

Fly Dude leaving the room: Swag Out.

example 2:

Fly Dude in a CoD lobby: Yeeah, just shitted on ya

Crowd in the Lobby: Fuk you bro.

Fly Dude leaving the lobby: Swag Out.

by DJ Imperial March 2, 2011

Claymore Party

Playing a multi-player that has claymores as equipment, such as Call of Duty, and your whole team camps an area and sets claymores.

Example1:

Call of Duty: Black Ops, Zombie mode.

Host: Let's go to the alley and have a Claymore Party

The Rest of the party: Okay!

by DJ Imperial March 2, 2011