Quasimodo Test

Relating to online dating: the initial exchange of photos because it is often the first speedbump towards finding somebody online. If the picture is more appealing than not, well then congratulations, you've passed the Quasimodo Test!

Sandy passed Jim's Quasimodo Test, but she couldn't stomach his goiter, so he was history.

by DH July 20, 2004

supers

Short for "Super Djarums," a brand of clove cigarette

Shit, can i bum a clove off you?

by DH January 20, 2004

homey cheese

an ass clown that doesn't realize he's an ass clown

Look at homey cheese over there bustin' a sag like it was actually ever cool to do that.

by DH March 25, 2004

ditchpig

a young,extremely promiscuous woman

Yes,that Pamela is from Vancouver;and she IS a ditchpig!

by dh September 23, 2003

squahm

donkey penis

Wayne was checking out that hooker's squahm

by DH June 19, 2004