DAve's definitions

MONKEY WRENCH

When a chick giving you a blow job similtaniously strokes your cock like she is trwisting a wrench.

Man Chuck's mom gave the fukin kind monkey wrench last night.

by dave March 23, 2005

Mooreonic

How a Mooreon acts; liberal acting under the influence of Michael Moore's insanely liberal rhetoric.

PERSON ACTING MOOREONIC:
"America is the evil! Michael Moore is my Jesus because he has revealed to me the truth that George W Bush is the most evil man in the world and is more evil than all dictators combined! George W Bush kills babies and Saddam Hussein has never done such a thing! And the NRA celebrates children dying of gun-violence! Americans are stupid! Long live communism! Keep on rockin' in the free world! Fuck America! Wooooo!!"

by Dave January 5, 2005

Milly Thompson

One of Trigun's main characters. She is this partner to Meryl Strife, both working for the Bernardelli Insurance Society.
Anyway, she is this tall, bubbleheaded chick, not to mention that she is cute. ^-^

"Boy it's hot!"
-Milly when she's drunk in one episode, and though we don't see it, she is taking her clothes off.....and Kuroneko-Sama is just sittin on a pole as the whole affair is happening

by Dave June 6, 2004

Paladin

A heroic defender of mages. Posesser of great defense.

Paldins, Dying so you don't have to.

by Dave December 8, 2004

monkeydick

Someone who resembles or acts like the pizzle of a monkey.

That guy is such a monkeydick

by Dave February 1, 2005

C Bag

C*nt bag.Nasty term for someone, usually used in a joking way!

Ayersey you C Bag

by DAve January 24, 2004

artillery

*A term referring to a lot of weapons of all kinds.

*Technical name for cannons that lob shells at great distances and cause much damage.

"Bring on the heavy artillery!"

"The Chinese excel in using artillery."

by Dave September 10, 2004