negro puff

a negro puff is a black womens/mans over grown pube hair.
Damn girl shave that negro puff.
by Dave May 13, 2005
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phat

Ghetto, alternate spelling for "fat". To me it also means, "Pretty Hot Ass'n'Titties". lol ^_^
"Man I am phat!"
-me, something I say RARELY though 'cause I don't talk ghetto much

"That chick is phat. ^.^ "
-me, something I'd never say to a lady, especially if she is thin or, indeed, fat! o.o
by Dave March 26, 2004
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going commando

*To masturbate.

*A type of military operation and technique involving a solo commando unit.

*To not wear underwear (the reason for this really revolves around the fact that commando missions are so intense that you supposedly shit your pants...thus if you don't wear underwear during a commando mission, you basically test yourself in the attempt to ensure that you don't crap yourself during the mission).
SOMEONE : "Looks like Dave's goin' commando today!"
ME (in camoflauge & aviator shades) : "Hey, I'm wearing underwear today."
by Dave April 01, 2004
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nutzi

A more appropriate term for a nazi, because of what they did.
Donald Duck in Nutzi Land
by Dave January 08, 2005
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yingified

happy beyond all forms of happy
I'm so happy, I'm yingified!!
by dave September 20, 2003
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Rule of wrist

Similar to the rule of thumb. The rule of thumb was that it was legal for men to beat their wives as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb. Some women take offense to the use of this phrase. Rule of wrist is much more appropriate for these nit-picking femanazis.
The rule of wrist here is to measure out an arms length.
by Dave November 17, 2003
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PB

Paper bag. If a girl is real ugly and you wouldnt do shit with her unles she had a paperbag over her head.
"eww, that girls sick. What a nasty pb.
by Dave November 16, 2003
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