DAve's definitions
by Dave July 15, 2005
Get the Pussy Crumbsmug. by Dave June 22, 2004
Get the pro-gunmug. "Happiness...is...finding a pencil..."
-Charlie Brown singing some song about happiness....never heard it though; my older brother sings it and it pisses me off so much that I wanna punch that damn nucker in the face
-Charlie Brown singing some song about happiness....never heard it though; my older brother sings it and it pisses me off so much that I wanna punch that damn nucker in the face
by Dave March 28, 2004
Get the finding a pencilmug. "I fought wars in Afghanistan, Mozambique, Eritrea, and Chad. Among the Mujihadin guerillas, I was known and feared as 'Shalashaska'."
-Revolver Ocelot, MGS
"Someone correct me on the spelling of 'Mujihadin' please!"
-me
-Revolver Ocelot, MGS
"Someone correct me on the spelling of 'Mujihadin' please!"
-me
by Dave December 30, 2004
Get the Shalashaskamug. A name for a type of band, usually composed of young faggy punks with annoying girly voices. Unfortunately it is because of these traits that women have massive orgasms after just laying their eyes on these lowlife jerk-offs.
For a while boybands have been thee target of all consumerism and have been listened to by all. But from what it seems, the era of boybands is over.
Nevertheless, we must all be prepared. We must all band together and be ready to destroy any premiering boybands that attempt to warp the minds of this generation and the younger, just as the previous ones have just a few years ago.
Girlbands are ok though. But are there any girlbands? Or are the "girlbands" really just the existent boybands? Does Dream count as a girlband? Not that I'm into Dream....btu I bought one of their DVD's (the This Is Me DVD) because I liked the cover when they were all cuddling one another....ahhhh, lesbians...^-^ ^-^ ^-^ LOL j/k This Is Me is a pretty good song. Kinda. I really prefer hard rock. But then again, I like all genres of music, even classical, save rage rap though; rage rap kinda scares me a little.
For a while boybands have been thee target of all consumerism and have been listened to by all. But from what it seems, the era of boybands is over.
Nevertheless, we must all be prepared. We must all band together and be ready to destroy any premiering boybands that attempt to warp the minds of this generation and the younger, just as the previous ones have just a few years ago.
Girlbands are ok though. But are there any girlbands? Or are the "girlbands" really just the existent boybands? Does Dream count as a girlband? Not that I'm into Dream....btu I bought one of their DVD's (the This Is Me DVD) because I liked the cover when they were all cuddling one another....ahhhh, lesbians...^-^ ^-^ ^-^ LOL j/k This Is Me is a pretty good song. Kinda. I really prefer hard rock. But then again, I like all genres of music, even classical, save rage rap though; rage rap kinda scares me a little.
by Dave March 6, 2004
Get the boybandmug. Some book from Michael Moore which I don't care to read. But with a name like that, well, seriously! Holy shit is he outta his mind? As if he isn't already? Now I'm not only questioning what his nationality is, but what his color is! White, isn't it?
As funny as it looks and sounds, it's so oxymoronic, don'tcha think?
As funny as it looks and sounds, it's so oxymoronic, don'tcha think?
"Michael Moore proves that being anti-white isn't racist....it's popular!"
-some dude who posted a definition of Michael Moore
"Although Michael Moore is white, he'll still be raped by the KKK because he's anti-white."
-me
-some dude who posted a definition of Michael Moore
"Although Michael Moore is white, he'll still be raped by the KKK because he's anti-white."
-me
by Dave March 21, 2004
Get the Stupid White Menmug. The codename for the NSA's (National Security Agency) high-tech information-interception system. Echelon has a collection of satellite dishes (supposedly Echelon is made up of a network of satellite dishes)overseas, basically in all english-speaking countries (including America, Canada, England, Australia, and New Zealand...).
Echelon is said to intercept, on a daily basis, billions of e-mails, phonecalls, downloads, satellite transmissions, faxes, and any other form of digital media. This is used to help locate possible terrorists in the new age of cyber warfare.
Echelon was made popular, and positively (as in, in a good way), by Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell. ^_^
Echelon is said to intercept, on a daily basis, billions of e-mails, phonecalls, downloads, satellite transmissions, faxes, and any other form of digital media. This is used to help locate possible terrorists in the new age of cyber warfare.
Echelon was made popular, and positively (as in, in a good way), by Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell. ^_^
"Don't worry about the Echelon system keeping a record of your e-mails! They don't really read all of'em. Stop being paranoid and live your life! >_< "
-me
-me
by Dave March 31, 2004
Get the Echelonmug.