DAve's definitions

poppit

Actually spelled: "poppet".

Chiefly a British derivitive of the word "puppet".

A darling, a small child, a doll, a puppet.

She's such a sweet, little poppet.

by Dave February 7, 2005

Shy-Guy

A masked dude that wears a robe in the Super Mario games. First appeared in Super Mario Bros. 2 (USA) in 1988.

"The best way to stop a Shy-Guy is with an overweight plumber."

by Dave May 17, 2004

shufter poop

a person who has the ability to not only look like poo but the decency to smell like it too

pete!! ur a f****** shufter poop

by dave February 2, 2004

Sysdrum

system drumatics when a computer breaks or acts up,
1a A bug or virus
1b the way a person acts when computers crash.
2 a white kid who is to nerdy to be cool

If you know an example then good for you

by Dave February 10, 2004

trousers

A subtle substitute for words such as fuck, shit and other such expletives

You just broke your best tamborine- 'trousers'

by Dave March 20, 2005

AK-47

Avtomat Kalashnikov 1947

Invented by Mikhail Kalashnikov. Quite possibly the most popular assault rifle in existence, mostly because of mass proliferation.

7.62x39mm Soviet, 30-round clip. Has countless variants. Today it is black-marketted by terrorist cells (mostly because the AK is easy to make).
The AK-47 has been reported to have certain performances that surpass that of the Colt M16 series, and one reason is because the AK doesn't contain as many moving parts (therefore, maintenance is very easy). The AK-47 can also brave any type of harsh condition and environment.

There are ALL kinds of variants to the AK-47:
*AK-74 (5.45x39mm Soviet assault rifle)
*AKS-74u (5.45x39mm Soviet carbine)
*Saiga 12 (12g auto shotgun)
*Dragunov SVD (7.62x39mm Soviet sniper/infantry-backup rifle)
These 4 are just some.

"The AK-47 is cool. ^_^ I want one!"
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

b00sted

An amazingly awesome person.

Hey! Look! There's b00sted! OMGWTFBBQ

by Dave March 12, 2005