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buy the farm

A synonym for "die".
"If you don't know how to handle your BAR effectively while keeping your head down, you could buy the farm."
-a DI during WWII
by Dave September 27, 2004
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nuclear

NUCLEAR
Pronunciation : new-kleer (former) , new-kyoo-lihr (future, perhaps current)

*Of, relating to, or forming a nucleus.
*Of, or relatin, atomic nuclei.
*Using or derived from the energy of atomic nuclei; atomic.

*A class of weapons, usually bombs and missiles, contents usually atomic or hydrogen.
*Any type of weapon, usually bomb or missile, be it atomic or hydrogen, that is derived off of atomic energy.
"America's MOAB is the anti nuclear bomb."
by Dave April 16, 2004
mugGet the nuclearmug.

cold one

"I'm gonna take a leak and maybe grab a cold one at the bar..."
-Franky "The Bat" Niagra, Max Payne
by Dave May 15, 2004
mugGet the cold onemug.

Red Soldier

*A soldier of a communist country, hence the word "red".

*An online store that sells Russian military perephinelia, including Soviet-era items.
"Cool stuff to check out, until an ego-patriot catches you on it and calls you a commie."
-me
by Dave September 16, 2004
mugGet the Red Soldiermug.

Bavarian Snorkler

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)
Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?
by Dave May 26, 2005
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plane

1. v. for a flying object to strike a stationary object.
1. that bird just planed the shit out of my windshield.
2. you best watch out, or i'll pull a john denver and plane your ass.
by dave September 14, 2004
mugGet the planemug.

fairy

*An offensive word toward a male coward.

*An offensive word toward a homosexual. Supposedly British context.

*A tiny little woman with insect wings. Some men can be such as well, but the female kind are much more popular.

*A popular internet picture of a Japanimated babe that does a little hop and her breasts do a little bounce as a result. Comes in a wide variety of hair colors, eye colors, and robe colors.
"There's the deer. Take'im!"
"But....but I can't..."
"What?"
"I don't wanna hurt the little innocent animal!"
"You fuckin' fairy!"

"*lispy* Ooh, customers! Let's get down tonight pretty-boy!"
"Don't touch me you fairy."

"Fairies are not real."

"I love my bouncy fairies. ^_^ "
by Dave December 9, 2004
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