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Samurai Jack

A rather decent show by Genndy Tartakovsky, which is played on Cartoon Network. It's about a samurai called Jack (called so by a group of ghetto-speaking thugs in the second episode), and how he is ripped into the future where the almighty being Aku (japanese literal meaning for "evil") rules all, including various locations in the heavens.

Yes, it is a type of rip on anime, and there was even a character on an episode that looked like Jigen from Lupin III. But with its cinematic soundtrack & other interesting things, you really could do worse. In fact, the purpose of this show is NOT to rip on anime! It's called APPRECIATION OF CULTURES! Unfortunately, people just don't get it. -_-'
"Aku is funny. I thought the funniest episode of the show was when he was trying to brainwash the children into disliking Jack, by reading them a bunch of fractured fairytales."
-me
by Dave March 28, 2004
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fat-angst

that hulking behemoth that sits in front of me in class scares me with her fat-angst
by dave March 22, 2005
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Metatron

*An agent of God.

*In the Zone Of Enders storyline, Metatron is the most powerful element discovered in existence, and is usable for all kinds of applications. Metatron is also the composition for the orbital frames (mechs, called 'orbital' because of their anti-gravity capabilities, and called 'frame' because of, well, their structure), such as Jehuty and Anubis.
"Metatron is out there......somewhere in this annoyingly enormous universe of ours. The element I mean. You wanna meet the agent of God? You'll have to go to Heaven."
-me
by Dave May 22, 2004
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Choad

The area between the ball sack and the ass hole.

Also known as TAINT.
"Lick my choad, bitch."

"It taint your asshole and it taint your balls...it's your taint."
by Dave October 6, 2004
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procrasterbation

waiting too long too masturbate. Also see "blue balls"
by Dave March 22, 2005
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magma

*Molten rock, lava.

*A term referring to being extremely hot.
"What's magma?"
-the main character, by Tommy Lee Jones, in Volcano

"It's fucking magma here in Arabia."
-a soldier taking off his helmet and wiping his forehead
by Dave September 10, 2004
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sidi b

A retarded french mullet man with an off centre topea, he commonly sayes CMOS BIOS at ridicolous high volume with a rly stoopid french accent, he smeels like cheese and likes to piss everyone off with his random rabblings of computers and french porn stars!
sidi - CMOS BIOS!!CHECK THE CMOS BIOS

iF YOU CANT FIX IT CMOS BIOS IT
by daVE March 19, 2004
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