DAve's definitions

turdburglar

A gay man. Also known as a rumpranger

by dave November 29, 2002

trumboning

The act of licking a persons anus, as they stand, while at the same manually gratifying them so as to affect a pose similar to that of one playing the trombone.

Daddy likes it when the baby-sitter trombones him. He says that he has really small hands..

by Dave December 5, 2002

boot and rally

v. drink lots, blow the chunks, come to and drink some more

see drink
see puke
see drink

Damn, that ho can really pound the schwigs! laterDamn, that biatch is back in action! I can't believe Carn is getting on that shit. Way to boot and rally!

by Dave December 5, 2002

West Jesus

The opposite of "way the fuck out there",right the fuck here.

I live in West Jesus. (yes, it's sad, but these sentances are hard)

by DAVE December 12, 2002

R.C.H.

A red cunt hair. Referring to the smallest unit of space, length, width, or height allowable.

I missed that bullseye by an R.C.H..

by Dave December 20, 2002

Sepo

an adverb. stupid irrational, crazy, irrating confronting, person

that was one sepo muthafucka
did you see that cunt go all sepo on his ass

by dave December 22, 2002

ass assassin

a flaming homosexual

"ahh look at those ass assassin!! fucking sick"

by dave January 9, 2003