DAve's definitions

femo

fake emo. Someone who says they're emo but are in fact not.

Lee is Femo because he isn't a jock at his highschool.

by Dave May 4, 2003

Mooreonic

How a Mooreon acts; liberal acting under the influence of Michael Moore's insanely liberal rhetoric.

PERSON ACTING MOOREONIC:
"America is the evil! Michael Moore is my Jesus because he has revealed to me the truth that George W Bush is the most evil man in the world and is more evil than all dictators combined! George W Bush kills babies and Saddam Hussein has never done such a thing! And the NRA celebrates children dying of gun-violence! Americans are stupid! Long live communism! Keep on rockin' in the free world! Fuck America! Wooooo!!"

by Dave January 5, 2005

eer

to attract ones attention by shouting 'eer'

eer mate can i hav some cowies

by dave April 28, 2003

pritneer

another word for 'almost'. a bastardization of 'pretty near' used mostly in maine.

we cut pritneer 2 cords of wood today.

by dave December 4, 2003

nigzy

my word bitches!!! wat ud call a girl friend or friends that are girls instead of sayin nigga and gettin an ass whoopin because ur a white jew who just layed the n-bomb.

look at dat hoe! wuttup nigzy!

by dave March 13, 2004

skunk in the trunk

A term to refer to a corpse hidden in the back, or trunk, of a car.

"What's in there? A dead skunk in the trunk?"

by Dave January 30, 2004

pasting

the act of slapping sum1 while recently ejaculated cum is on ur hand

i pasted ur mother last night.

by dave May 16, 2003