DAve's definitions

Stupid White Men

Some book from Michael Moore which I don't care to read. But with a name like that, well, seriously! Holy shit is he outta his mind? As if he isn't already? Now I'm not only questioning what his nationality is, but what his color is! White, isn't it?

As funny as it looks and sounds, it's so oxymoronic, don'tcha think?

"Michael Moore proves that being anti-white isn't racist....it's popular!"
-some dude who posted a definition of Michael Moore

"Although Michael Moore is white, he'll still be raped by the KKK because he's anti-white."
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

reincarnation

The act of the soul taking the form of a new lifeform, after the previous body has died.

"I believe in God, karma, and reincarnation."
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

metempsychosis

See reincarnation .

"Metempsychosis is another term for reincarnation. Not too many people are familiar with this word."
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

huggle

To hug and cuddle at the same time. I like to do this to girls I like. ^-^

"I like to huggle this one cute girl at my school. ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ "
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

MOAB

"Massive Ordnance Air Burst"
"Mother Of All Bombs"

Premier US-made bomb, launchable by aircraft, possible replacement for the Daisy Cutter and such related similar weapons.
Non-nuclear. Tested weeks before Operation Iraqi Freedom, off the coast of Florida. Currently the MOAB has not seen real battle usage, thus the MOAB is widely considered a scare tactic.

"The MOAB is the anti-nuclear bomb."
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

Chafed

Synonym of "diss" or "burn"
Said while rubbing one, straight index finger against the other.
Used after an insult.
Ussually said by a third-party.

Bob- Yeah, well at least I have a penis!

Joey- Chafed.

Simon- *Cries*

by Dave March 21, 2004

spliff

A stick ov heavan.

we'l b stoned all night wiv dat fucker

by dave March 22, 2004