DAve's definitions

Pizza Hut

Gourmet pizza. ^.^ All under one roof.

"Pizza Hut is the best pizza you'll find. Domino's Pizza is good too, but Pizza Hut is just so much more delicious. ^o^ "
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

lancer evolution

Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 7
Engine: 2000 DOHC 16-valve Intercooler Turbo
Engine type: 280HP 4G63 Turbo
Bore x Stroke: 85.0 x 88.0
Displacement: 1997cc
Power: 206kW/6500
Torque: 383Nm/3500
Full-time 4WD
Transmission 5-speed manual
Steering: Rack & Pinion
Suspension: Front MacPherson Strut, Rear Muli-link
Brakes: front 17" BREMBO ventilated disc, Rear: 16" BREMBO ventilated disc
Length: 4455mm
Width: 1770mm
Height: 1400kg

i love the evo's, i own an evo 7, mine isnt stock, 304HP HKS Racing Intake, HKS SSQ BOV, HKS Racing Exhaust, C-West Body Kit, 18"x 8" Enkei NT03 rims, 235/40/18 Yokohamma ADVAN AVS Sport Tires.

0-60: 4.2 sec
1/4 mi: 12.3 sec

Evo's from the Evo V and up are easily 10 second cars with little upgrades.

by Dave March 12, 2004

Teabegger

One who likes to be tea-bagged and is willing to beg for the privledge.

The teabegger fell to his knees and teabegged the stud to teabag him as he trembled with fear before his intimidating balls and conquering cock with his hands helplessly locked to his strong hypnotic ass.

by Dave June 23, 2006

Star Wars Galaxies

A MMORPG that has absolutely no resemblence to star wars.

A online pokemon game, changed just enough from the pokemon title to avoid a lawsuit.

A process by which Sony Online Entertainment can charge 15 dollars a month for a piece of software that is unfinished and will always be full of bugs.

by Dave October 12, 2003

trumboning

The act of licking a persons anus, as they stand, while at the same manually gratifying them so as to affect a pose similar to that of one playing the trombone.

Daddy likes it when the baby-sitter trombones him. He says that he has really small hands..

by Dave December 5, 2002

Oilix

A micro-organism that can enrich crude oil and replicate it. Said to be cheap (as in low-cost).

"If someone could develop a micro-organism capable of enriching & purifying oil, we'd have a nearly infinite supply of oil! ^.^ Sadly, it's all fiction. -.-' "
-me

by Dave November 30, 2004

Anus Tariff

A tax applied to male prostitutes by the Sweedish Government

The Male Prostitute went to pay his anus tariff

by dave November 26, 2003