DAVE's definitions

R.C.H.

A red cunt hair. Referring to the smallest unit of space, length, width, or height allowable.

I missed that bullseye by an R.C.H..

by Dave December 20, 2002

ice clamper

cape breton word used for iceburgs

the ice clampers are in the harbour today

by dave March 16, 2005

MRE

Meal Ready to Eat
Meal Rejected by Everyone
Meal Rejected by Ethiopeans

Otherwise known as "C-Rations". MRE's are basically pre-ready food for use on the battlefield. High in calories, they are capable of lasting for weeks as well. MRE's usually consist of canned food, such as beans. MRE's are often rationed to be a whole day's meal, complete with a desert (which is usually a chocolate bar). MRE's also have drinks that only require warm water to become ready to drink.

MRE's may not be home-cookin', but it'll do ya good.

"MRE's are DEFINATELY rejectable by ethiopeans!"
-me

by Dave March 28, 2004

Naga

*NAGA : North American Ground Ape ....a term used by the LAPD to refer to any disturbances or riots, which so happen to involve black people. The reason the LAPD is considered racist?

*In mythology, a snake goddess.

*In entertainment, a hot, sexy, beautiful, busty, curvalicious babe in the anime series Slayers. Actually, she is only a character in the three Slayers movies. But still, who'd wanna turn down a chick with a well-endowed body, complete with beautiful long purple hair, extremely-skimpy clothing, a nice sleek ass, and a large jiggling rack? She's also 6'3''! o.o

"Naga.....mm-mm-mmmmm.....if only she were real though. -.-' "
-me

by Dave February 11, 2004

jay tabb

quite possibly the finest football player ever born. he could well be jesus.

'burton scored, but jay tabb made the goal'

by dave January 23, 2005

Dink

The pet name given to his penis by Steven "Baldy" Banbury.

Stevie got out his dink and beat Pete around the room!

by Dave March 17, 2005

laughabiliosis

The result of a small non-life threatening virus entering the cranial cavity. Victims with this disease laugh at the stupidest of words and phrases, and sometimes can erupt into strange body motions which resemble a partial seizure. When an 'attack' comes around, they tend to head straight to the floor, rolling around heaving and laughing so hard it looks like they are in serious agony. Ironically enough, the number one cause for an 'attack' on someone with laughabiliosis is when someone recites the word LAUGH immediately after the person's name.

The origination of this disease seems to have been linked to the KGB but no source can confirm this information.

Non-infected person

Ash, I've been meaning to tell you...I cooked turkey for dinner.

Infected person:

.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *insert seizure here*

by Dave January 9, 2005