DAVE's definitions

Chaseing a weasel

Jerking off. Lopeing a mule. Choaking a chicken.

I was chaseing my weasel while watching Madona give head.

by Dave December 11, 2003

Bender belch

A belch that sounds like how Bender, from Futurama, belches. It is basically a belch with the last half of it going up in pitch, almost like a belch made while smiling.

"Uuuueeee"
-a rough idea of how the belch is spelt

by Dave October 20, 2004

Jim Caviezel

He played as Jesus in The Passion Of Christ.

"Give him a wig and beard, and lo'n'behold : it's Jesus!"
-me

by Dave March 18, 2004

Comic Sans

Perhaps the world's most overused and hated font. There is even an international movement to ban Comic Sans.

by dave May 27, 2003

Teabegger

One who likes to be tea-bagged and is willing to beg for the privledge.

The teabegger fell to his knees and teabegged the stud to teabag him as he trembled with fear before his intimidating balls and conquering cock with his hands helplessly locked to his strong hypnotic ass.

by Dave June 23, 2006

Pizza Hut

Gourmet pizza. ^.^ All under one roof.

"Pizza Hut is the best pizza you'll find. Domino's Pizza is good too, but Pizza Hut is just so much more delicious. ^o^ "
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

Star Wars Galaxies

A MMORPG that has absolutely no resemblence to star wars.

A online pokemon game, changed just enough from the pokemon title to avoid a lawsuit.

A process by which Sony Online Entertainment can charge 15 dollars a month for a piece of software that is unfinished and will always be full of bugs.

by Dave October 12, 2003