Whoa, this dude tried to teabag me last night, he was a major Ski Chopper! I had taint all up in my face!
by Dave April 25, 2003
Townie girls have very pale often scaby skin. Hair is pulled back into very very tight bun (see bunhead) or pony tail. Very very aggressive in packs and will not bear to be glanced at by non-townies. Marginalised members of society who take their aggression out on others. Constantly angry at everyone and probably themselves. Really bad diets of KFC and fanta hence skin conditions.
One townie to ordinary member of the public engaged in the art of conversation "Wot ya chattin' abah?"
by Dave September 17, 2003
by Dave September 23, 2004
A nation built on top of the worlds most rugged terrain. Answered many calls to war, deliverd freedom to many and yet still treated like the worlds biggest sissy. Took the worlds most brutal and violent sport (Hockey) and turned it into a pastime. We give a giant beer mug to the champions....who thusly get smashed on Canadian brew. Invented the telephone so that the world could call first before they came over to party. 10 pin bowling took to long so we invented 5 pin so that we could get to drinking sooner. For that matter American Football takes to long too! So we shortened that one up! Fair catch?? As if!! We invented the light bulb the zipper oh and T.V and T.V Cameras. We gave the world great comedians, hundreds of hot singers and models and what did we get in return?? SARS!! Thanks jerks! Make sure you call first next time! : )
Canada is not for sissys.
by dave May 13, 2005
by Dave March 11, 2003
"Now he says he 'wishes he invented a lawnmower', because he is aware of his own weapons being used, and blackmarketted, by terrorists. Don't worry Mr. Kalashnikov, we still love you....even if you are a commie. lol "
by Dave March 25, 2004