DAVE's definitions

Louisiana

A southern state in the USA known for a fascinating culture, but it's very unsafe to swim there because of alligators.

"He can catch'uh meanest alligatuh wi'just one hand.....that's all he got left 'cause alligatuh bit'im!"

by Dave July 24, 2006

pokey bum wank

To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time

Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?

by Dave September 16, 2003

turdburglar

A gay man. Also known as a rumpranger

by dave November 29, 2002

bombernaut

A person who jumps out of a plane with a bomb tied to their chest.

My lifelong goal is to jump out of a plane with a bomb tied to my chest. I want to be a bombernaut.

by Dave March 10, 2004

PLO-50

A Soviet flamethrower fueled by three tanks containing the necessary gels & compounds to shoot a line of fire.

"China still uses PLO-50's in their military, for flamethrower units."
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

bang bang

Something you say when you whip out your two hands and form them into a gesture resembling a handgun.

"Bang-Bang!"
Cactus Jack, WWF

by Dave March 26, 2004

weinis

A combination between the words "weiner" and "penis".

He has a big weinis.

You're such a weinis.

by Dave March 4, 2003