DAVE's definitions

daveomatic

Commercially available industrial and domestic work bot designed to provide ISDN technical support and dispensing hot lovin’.

I've got one of those new Daveomatics. Try him on spin cycle. Whiter than white!

by Dave November 20, 2003

Marines

Particularly, soldiers that are part of the United States Marine Corps. They are the cream of the crop, and their defining character is that of an emergency response team, making them usually among the first to be sent into war.
They go through very rigourous basic PT, and are trained to kill. They are amphibious-operated as well, making them very formidable.

"The USMC are undoubtedly the finest combatants in the world. The only problem is that they're meat-heads."
-me

by Dave September 27, 2004

retard racer

Another term for a short bus, or any kind of vehicle used for the transportation of disabled, handicapped citizens. Seeing as how retards are JUST NOW being mocked, anyone handicapped can be considered a retard, although this is often very prejudgmental.

"Hey look it's a retard racer, check out the passangers."

by Dave January 14, 2004

slippery feather

(Noun)
1. An unnaturally sly or clever person.
2. A tricky or sneaky chap.
3. Somebody capable of achieving wildly unlikely or especially unexpected feats.

Mitch just got that chicks number with some crazy bullshit story he pulled out of his ass. What a slippery feather.

by Dave April 20, 2005

ass chugger

Someone who likes to chug ass; perhaps someone gay.

George Bush is such an ass chugger

by Dave May 9, 2003

the stuff

Premier term referring to drugs, especially marijuana.

"Uh thanks but I don't need....the stuff."
-me after being asked, "hey Dave wanna smoke a bowl". This is pretty much my answer whenever I'm asked that. lol

by Dave February 22, 2004

feek

verb, mainly used in the rough parts of ireland as another word to snog/shag/go out with. usually used by the chav-like people of ireland.

i feeked this bird last night.
is he feeking her?
fancy a feek?

by dave February 21, 2005