DANO's definitions

Lotion Factory

When you cum all over a girls face and it is covered in your jiz.

Her faced looked like a fuckin lotion factory when I was done with her.

by Dano September 20, 2004

Jank

Used to describe someone's character or behavior in a derogatory manner.

Dude, can you believe he pulled that shit again? He's one jankie-ass mother-fucker.

My momma always said, "Jankie is as jankie does"

by Dano April 5, 2004

Whodini

It don't have to be up the ass. After you spiyt on her back to simulate cumming, she turns around and gets a semen blast in the face. Where did that come from?

The chick wouldn't take facials or let me cum in her mouth so I pulled the old Whodini.

by dano January 13, 2004

whatcha smokin?

whatcha thinkin?

I can't believe you drove away with the gas pump still in the tank, dude. Whatcha been smokin?

by Dano December 10, 2003

hifey

to go crazy, dumb, stupid, retarded.

" eh cuz, that girl be gettin' hifey"

by DANO October 30, 2003

schmucknutt

A jackass of gargantuan proportions.

"Nice move, shmucknutt!"

by Dano October 18, 2003

leet speak

Lingo that lame obsessed gamers use in stead of normal english- not to be confused with abbreviations for various locations and characters within the game of choice.

Man! I just PAWND sum dum n0085 7w1nkd @55 while he was on CR to CB!!! BS for 244~~!!!
(cr= corpse run, cb=crushbone, both from everquest, not leet speek)

by dano October 17, 2003