DANO's definitions

douch

an ignorant selfish person

look at that douch who pulled out in front of me and almost cut me off

by dano January 22, 2003

sencillo proceder

A Latin-rock band that has a traditional Latin folklore sound with a hint of modern rock. Bands that influence them are: Mana,Jimmy Eat World, Enanitos Verdes, Thursday and more.

"Dude! Sencillo proceder rocks!!!!!"

by Dano December 14, 2004

Lotion Factory

When you cum all over a girls face and it is covered in your jiz.

Her faced looked like a fuckin lotion factory when I was done with her.

by Dano September 20, 2004

leet speak

Lingo that lame obsessed gamers use in stead of normal english- not to be confused with abbreviations for various locations and characters within the game of choice.

Man! I just PAWND sum dum n0085 7w1nkd @55 while he was on CR to CB!!! BS for 244~~!!!
(cr= corpse run, cb=crushbone, both from everquest, not leet speek)

by dano October 17, 2003

Creampuff

Used to describe a member of the freshman football team who had there practice equipment pissed on by a pothead.

Haha, Creampuff got his shit pissed on.

by Dano November 25, 2004

Hamus

A very universal word which can be used in just about every situation imaginable.

To see a group of friends from a distance in a public setting and in an attempt to gain their attention, one should scream HAMUS ! at a high volume.

by Dano March 9, 2003

Jank

Used to describe someone's character or behavior in a derogatory manner.

Dude, can you believe he pulled that shit again? He's one jankie-ass mother-fucker.

My momma always said, "Jankie is as jankie does"

by Dano April 5, 2004