DAN's definitions

brown-eyed ninja

One who is a master of the brown eye. Can stealthily attack from behind with a thrusting motion.

Why does Brett have to be suck a brown-eyed ninja?

by Dan September 23, 2003

Con the Fruiterer

Stereotype of Greeks played by a stupid skip!

I hate when skips try to be wogs, they are just Con the Fruiterers and came in chains to Aussie!

by Dan September 20, 2003

Penis

Something that is between 3-5 inches erect in a human man, despite what the internet liars say.

The average penis length erect is closer to a battery than a toothpaste.

by Dan September 20, 2003

freaky deaky dutch

The speaking of English with a dutch accent. Results in the use of 'fazher' for 'father', 'toight' for 'tight', and 'toiger' for 'tiger'.

"I'm sorry - I don't speak freaky deaky dutch" - Dr. Evil, 'Goldmember'

by dan September 15, 2003

DirtyDan

sleezey, trashy, underhanded, no good, con artist

You are a dirty-dan.

by Dan September 14, 2003

bopmi

Best motherfucking crew around ya heard?

f0gg0 : yo man i heard that bopmi crew is tight
orph : yeah pity they wont let you in!!!! har har

by Dan September 2, 2003

Potski

Extreme gaming expert. Hardcore gamer. Pro gamer etc..


Also a type of fish.

You are Potski.

by Dan September 1, 2003