Urban Dictionary: Definitions by DA man

Sandpiper

A stovepiping on the local beach, desert, or playground sandbox. Also known as the Sandblast.

Sandpiper by Da Man July 16, 2004

Blowing your visibly-steaming load outside in the winter-time, like when you get your cock sucked on a ski-lift.

To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.

Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!!

I dunno how to explain it.... im drunk

esplanade by Da Man July 16, 2004

A mystical place into which old friends are sucked when a married couple splits up.

I haven't heard from Steve in ages, I guess he got sucked into the Divortex

divortex by Da Man July 16, 2004

When you have drunk so much beer that some point that would normally be important seems irrelevant

Who cares, its beerelevant

Beerelevant by Da Man July 16, 2004

Wide, flat, flapjack titties that come to a sharp point at the nipples.

Madonna has antlers

antlers by Da Man July 16, 2004