D12434132's definitions

737 MAX

A death trap that either flies or just goes up for a few minutes and then comes crashing down, killing everyone who was stupid enough to get on it.

I'm not getting on that 737 MAX because I actually value my life.

by D12434132 March 25, 2019

blown away

1. Extremely impressed
2. Shot to death

Did you hear about the guy who saw a really fancy gun and hadn't realized guns could be that fancy?

He was blown away by it.

by D12434132 November 14, 2015

Suburban

A Coach USA company that buys lots of uncomfortable buses from Van Hool, then uses them to operate the long routes normally operated by Shortline when there are too many college students trying to travel for Shortline to accommodate them all.

After being stuck on Suburban buses for hours twice in one week at Thanksgiving, I think I want to take OurBus next Thanksgiving.

by D12434132 December 24, 2018

Dancing Hermione

The character Hermione Granger, dancing. Played by Kelsey Ellison.

I just saw a video of Dancing Hermione. She's awesome!

by D12434132 March 4, 2019

Comedian

A piece of art worth $120,000 and consisting of a banana taped to the wall. Got eaten at Art Basel in Miami.

Comedian was quite possible the lamest piece of art ever. I'm glad someone ate it, since that is what is supposed to be done with bananas.

by D12434132 December 20, 2019

massassination

When several important or prominent individuals are murdered at once for political reasons.

Yakov Yurovsky led the massassination of Nicholas II of Russia and his entire family.

by D12434132 July 26, 2018

Casey the crocodile

The crocodile that let Pippa the dog bother it for 10 whole years before finally deciding to eat Pippa, despite the fact that she could have eaten Pippa at any time during those 10 years.

It took Casey the crocodile 10 whole years to learn to stand her ground.

by D12434132 October 1, 2018