A person for whom masturbation is so vigorous an activity that, in the process of self-pleasuring nearby objects become broken or damaged.
by D.S. Credito March 10, 2015
someone who performs oral sex acts such as cunnilingus or fellatio and ingests the bodily fluids that are released from the genitals of the receiver.
by D.S. Credito March 23, 2015
a person who has not achieved success or fame, despite considerable effort. Unlike a has-been, who at least had once enjoyed noteworthy stature, a never-was simply fails to become prominent. Normally refers to a person unsuccessful in athletics, the entertainment industry, or other creative arts.
Plural - never-weres
Plural - never-weres
Although he'd written a few catchy songs in his heyday, he attracted little fanfare and hung up his guitar after deciding that in the world of music, he hadn't been destined to become anything more than a never-was.
by D.S. Credito February 21, 2015
a British term that's becoming more widely used in American English to describe someone who is mild and pleasant. To say that someone is lovely might mean that he or she is nice or easy to be around, but isn't the most fuckable or fuckworthy person.
1. If someone says that you're lovely, you ain't getting laid.
2. Nate: What do you think of the new girl at the office?
Dave: She's lovely.
Nate: Would you bang her?
Dave: Hmmm...I wouldn't go that far.
2. Nate: What do you think of the new girl at the office?
Dave: She's lovely.
Nate: Would you bang her?
Dave: Hmmm...I wouldn't go that far.
by D.S. Credito April 02, 2015
a misnomer used to describe someone or something that is very bad, when in actuality having one's cock sucked is a nearly universally positive experience for the receiver.
Sam: One Direction sucks cock.
Joe: What are you talking about? I've had my cock sucked hundreds of times, and it's always been anywhere from pretty good to fantastic.
Joe: What are you talking about? I've had my cock sucked hundreds of times, and it's always been anywhere from pretty good to fantastic.
by D.S. Credito April 06, 2015
when the feeling of motivation or enthusiasm for something is strong enough that a person is fully prepared to spend a considerable portion of his or her available assets (i.e. money, time) on it
All Jack is interested in is getting laid. So much of his spending money goes towards taking women out for dinner and drinks.
Dennis was so interested in climate change that he liquidated his 401k to spend three months doing research in the Arctic.
Dennis was so interested in climate change that he liquidated his 401k to spend three months doing research in the Arctic.
by D.S. Credito March 05, 2015
a container used for smuggling immigrants, in which the immigrant is hidden inside a sealed container that is shipped by boat to a destination that is sometimes unknown until after arrival.
by D.S. Credito April 02, 2015