D.E's definitions

Rubber Bullet Kisses

When riot police shoot you in the ass. Its basically a pathetic, non-lethal attempt to disperse a crowd of malcontents. This crowd is usually made up of people who didnt go to school that day. Rubber Bullet Kisses are usually followed by Baton Courtesy.

"Robert went to the anit-beaver hunting riot and got rubber bullet kisses all over his ass."

by D.E March 18, 2004

Ski-Bop-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop

A phrase coined by the great Scatman John (R.I.P). This phrase is one of THE most versatile in any language on Earth. It can be used to break the silence in a dieing conversation, tease the hell out of someone or even just as a means of boredom relief.
Warning: EXTREMELY CATCHY, HARD TO FORGET

Person 1: "Man I'm bored."

Person 2: "Ski-Bop-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

Beaverised

The term given to those who have endured a beaver attack. The main targets of a beaver attack are toddlers and the elderly, and for this reason the highest proportion of beaverised people are found in these two groups. Beaverised persons usually require months of councilling to recover.

"Poor old Joe got beaverised yesterday."

"Don't walk through the swamps at night or you'll get beaverised.

by D.E March 18, 2004

The Mango-Van

The mango-van is the vehicle of choice for a certain pananian marsh beaver family. The mango-van has a tendency to show up in the weirdest of places unannounced. With the capacity to transport many beavers, it is safe to say that if the mango-van is trailing you late at night you should run. It is said that assgremlins also use this vehicle at times to conduct raids on unsuspecting human victims.
The latest tactic employed is to fit the mango-van with an icecream van speaker so as to trick innocent children.

"Oh shit! RUN! It's the mango-van!"

"I thought it was the icecream van, but when those beavers and their assgremlin friends started attacking I just ran for my life!"

by D.E June 11, 2006

Me 262

The world's first operational jet fighter. Designed by the Messerschmitt company in Germany during WWII. Its unreliable engines and late entry to the war were its biggest downfall.

"The Me 262 was a cool plane."

by D.E March 19, 2004

Beaverus Ignoramus

The scientific name of the Pananian Marsh Beaver. Chosen to reflect the species intelligence (or lack thereof). Beaverus Ignoramus is currently listed as a pest, and the PBSP is working tirelessly to rid the Panania of this unwanted species.

"Beaverus Ignoramus is truly the only animal on Earth that serves no actual purpose."

by D.E March 19, 2004

Pananian Marsh Beaver

The native beaver of the Panania region. Known for its tempermental state and cases of extreme violence towards humans and other species. Found in the Pananian Marshes, its size varies from that of a normal beaver to the huge specimens found near nuclear waste barrels. Currently the target of a steralisation program by the PBSP.
Known diseases/issues: MBD, tendency to go mango.

"Run! Its a pananian marsh beaver!"

"That Pananian marsh beaver beaverised that little boy for no apparent reason."

by D.E March 18, 2004