D. Gould's definitions
A person, who habitually hangs out at bike shops. For no good reason, other than to talk "shop". Often unemployed, broke, and without a life of their own, they take up the majority of your time, without spending any money.
"I had three projects on the go, but I couldn't get anything done with the shop fly buzzing around all the time. He's always asking stupid, fucking questions, while I'm trying to finish a project."
by D. Gould January 17, 2006
Get the shop flymug. Performed in a Russian-Turkish bathhouse, the purpose of a "schvitz" (meaning "sweat"), is multi-fold. Schvitzing, decontaminates the pours, softens the skin, and temporairly lowers blood presure. Some professional fighters use schvitzing, to help make weight for a fight. As it also results in loss of excess water retention. This takes place, in either a dry sauna, or a wet sauna. To complete the process, you douse yourself in ice cold water immediately upon exit, and repeat.
by D. Gould September 14, 2006
Get the schvitzmug. 1.) Taking "inventory" of your pocket contents before heading off to the club. Just to make sure you have everything you need.
2.) When in the club, constantly checking the back pockets of your jeans, in order to make sure you haven't been pickpocketed.
2.) When in the club, constantly checking the back pockets of your jeans, in order to make sure you haven't been pickpocketed.
by D. Gould October 17, 2008
Get the clubvintorymug. In the practice of sado-masochism, a "safe word", is an agreed upon word uttered by the recipient masochist, when he/she can no longer tollerate any more pain administered by the sadist, during a session. Maybe also be used, to indicate they may need a temporary "break" in said session.
by D. Gould February 13, 2006
Get the safe wordmug. When two or more people are involved in the commission of a crime, only one is caught, and the one subsequently apprehended, then informs on the others to police. Usually for the offer of a lesser charge.
"I thought I'd got away clean. But the guy rolled over on me, when the D.A. threatened him with 15-life."
by D. Gould February 15, 2006
Get the rolled overmug. "There isn't one jack off in this entire bar that can short-dick me. Wanna try? Let's go outside, motherfucker!"
by D. Gould October 18, 2008
Get the short-dickmug. A person perpetually intoxicated on weekends. May not partake during the work week, but overindulges every weekend consistently.
by D. Gould February 19, 2006
Get the weekend alcoholicmug.