Definitions by D. Ferrel
hooptie
Any car that meets the following: a) driver must enter car through passenger side b) three different brand and size tires - 3 of them missing hubcap c) exhaust is held up by half a clothes hanger - other half replaces the antenna d) backfires every three blocks - loudest backfire being when car is turned off e) must open door at drive-threws as windows don't roll down f) you only get one AM station and the tape deck eats all tapes inserted g) can't open the glove box as the whole thing will fall out h) if you let go of steering wheel while driving you'll make a u-turn i) must manually move blinker lever up and down as it no longer blinks on it's own j) must keep one foot on brake and one on accelerator when at a complete stop k) has had the same temporary registration sticker in the window for the last 18 months l) has all the above issues but still has a $200 professional tint job
Wally world
1. The amusment park in which the Grizzwalds fought through hell to get to.
2. What Wally Cleaver would tell chumps when they entered his turf.
2. What Wally Cleaver would tell chumps when they entered his turf.
1. Clark Grizzwald: "Hey kids, we're going to Wally World"
2. Wally Cleaver: "You better step fool...you just entered Wally World."
2. Wally Cleaver: "You better step fool...you just entered Wally World."
Wally world by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003
Take Flight
Friend 1: Did you hear what happened to Spider?
Friend 2: nah what haffened (notice he took flight once and lost his front teeth, thus the ff's and not the pp's)
Friend 1: he was riding his board down a hill and hit a rock!
Friend 2: dayum...did his asth take fwight
Friend 1: yeah fool...like 40 or 50 ft.
Friend 2: nah what haffened (notice he took flight once and lost his front teeth, thus the ff's and not the pp's)
Friend 1: he was riding his board down a hill and hit a rock!
Friend 2: dayum...did his asth take fwight
Friend 1: yeah fool...like 40 or 50 ft.
Take Flight by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003