D. Ferrel's definitions

religion

One word: Hypocrisy

Organized religion is not for me....just a bunch of hyprocrites.

by D. Ferrel September 26, 2003

Silent but deadly

A creeper, a floating air bisquit. A fart that can not be heard but can sure as hell be smelt. This type of flatulent sneaks up on you and unless there is a breeze, hard to tell who it came from. Don't ever recognize this type of fart out loud otherwise you fall into the rule of: "Whoever smelt it delt it"

"Dayum, someone done let loose a silent but deadly"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

testicle

What an employee at the end of the Elmo Manufacturing line does right before a final "box up".

"Larry is our final inspector here at Elmo Manufacturing. When Elmo gets to him, he looks him over for any flaws then gives him one final Testicle"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

Pappy

Whatcha all talkin about....this was Popeye's dad fools!!!!

"Me lookin for me Pappy"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

classic

A term used to note that something was just pure genuine and worth remembering. Something that will never slip your mind due to it's pure humor.

Joe let's out a 23 second fart

Jimmy: "Damn, Joe, that was Classic"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

House Rules

These are usually the rules followed in ones house that a particular game is being played in. These rules will always change from house to house and are sure to always cause a 10 minute argument/debate over them. These rules are known to be made up during the actual game.

For example: if you are playing pool in one person's house, his "house rules" might be that whoever makes the 8 On The Break wins automatically whereas the house rules of another person's house might be whoever makes the 8 On The Break loses automatically.

by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003

Backdraft

what you get when you fart against the wind.

"I farted south but unfortunately the wind was blowing north, thus I got a backdraft"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003